#pj-was-here

[oneshimaru]

more dragon collie pwease :3

She's getting used to him

[zenless-zideblog-zero]

skit: The employees of Krampus have been instructed by the big boss to not let Promeia meet Astra Yao, Banyue asks why and Dialyn and Zhao describe what amounts to “The type of Greed from the Bible.

Banyue: Why have we been instructed to not allow Miss Promeia to meet Miss Yao? Miss Yao has a similar disposition to Junior Wise and Junior Belle. She would be excellent for Miss Promeia's guilt.

Zhao: She would be, And that's the problem~

Banyue: How So?

Dialyn: OH! Evelyn Chevalier, Astra's Manager and Bodyguard turned girlfriend, was sent by The Order to keep Astra safe for their own devices! But because Astra is so much like the Managers, she managed to break Eve out of her shell!

Zhao: And because Evelyn and Promeia are so similiar, it's not unlikely Astra would have a similar effect on Promeia, but the managers take things as they come, while Miss Yao has the type of greed the bible warns us of.

Banyue: She's greedy? Isn't Miss Yao incredibly generous?

Dialyn: Xiao'Zhao means a Greed for people.

Banyue: So Lust?

Zhao: ... What I mean is, If Astra gets her hands on Promeia, We will almost definitely Never see her again, and she does a LOT for Krampus. We CANNOT Afford to lose her.

Dialyn: Can't we though?

Zhao: No, We can't.

Banyue: ... I feel as though I should speak to my disciples about this, because I don't understand-

Dialyn: Astra likes people, Like Evelyn, Wise, Belle- She likes People. People like Promeia. And if wants something she will get it. If she wants someone she will get them. Sexually, romantically, it doesn't matter.

Dialyn: If we didn't know any better, we'd think she could control minds with her voice! Like a siren!

Zhao: She can't, We've checked.

Banyue: She's been with Wise and Belle?

Dialyn: Just Wise. Those two have a pact where they can't knowingly sleep with the same person unless three or more years have passed since the occasion, depending on how often or how much One of them has slept with the person in question.

Banyue: Good to know. Thank you for explaining.

[lobsterlands]

do you still do art requests?

if so can you draw furina having the time of her life in the Cats Tail, i just KNOW her and diona would get along amazingly

I think that Furina deserves to use her Fontaine taxpayer funded state pension to travel to Mondstadt and have a great time at the cat cafe there (without any fatui harbingers in the vicinity)

[canonical-transformation]

I really hope we get more mond teen content, specifically bennet, bcs like- NATLAN IS HERE NOW!! so where's his lore drops???? idk i just miss my unlucky boy...

We're still 47 Pyroculi short so I'm holding out hope 5.8 gives us the Mare Jivari and a Bennett SQ / flagship event where he turns out to be Kachina's distant cousin or smth 🤞

[gierosajie]

What's Barbara like in every Venti au I wonder

I want her to be a feral chaos baby in the dvalin au pls

Honestly, there isn't really much change from her canon counterpart now that I think about it. Most of the time I put her in Situations within canon rather than anything that strays from it (I should probably put her in more AUs)

She does do a little bit of arson in the Cecilia Garden AU to distract Venti so everyone could escape tho. She is 8 years old and made an executive decision while Jean and Kaeya weren't looking

[solarsleepless]

Headcanons for ADHD!Vanellope and how her friends + princess friends deal with it

okay so kinda weird since this a dsmp blog but vanellope has always been my favourite in disney so YES I AM HAPPY TO PROJECT

(also i should rewatch wreck-it-ralph jeez)

so vanellope has undiagnosed adhd since. theres no doctors(?) or anything in candyland

so she always just associated it with racer = hyperactive

but when she turned into a princess and just started actually hanging out with her racer friends, she found out that: oh. u r not constantly on a new train of thought???? u r not constantly trying to move???

so she's a little worried but shes sure its fiiine. maybe its because of king candy messing up her code???

she makes excuses throughout her life to explain it

so when she goes to the princesses they're all like "ayo??? you good girl??"

and she's like "yes i've always been like this"

and since i assume they have better doctors (or just. doctors at all) that at least some of them have been diagnosed as neurodivergent

so the ones who are neurodivergent are like: "no you're. you're adhd honey"

and she's like "w o a h"

when her rsd kicks in?? oh it kicks in REALLLYYYY hard

because she spent her whole life isolated and alienated from the rest of society. and yknow the whole 'glitch' thing

but the princesses have learnt to recognize when it happens and are usually able to rectify it

BUT instead of going "You didn't do anything wrong!!" they just... talk to her. treat her normally. moana threatens to brush merida's hair for entertainment

(to which merida hisses like a feral cat)

they just. watch movies (maybe even their own ones)

and they usually give stuff for her to stim with

at some point during the moviefest vanellope just couldnt get her attention off of merida's hair because. bouncy :)

merida notices, huffs but does shuffle over so that vanellope can play with it as long as it doesnt hurt

im kinda dry for other ideas but ill update it when i rewatch the films because MAN THEY WERE GOOD FILMS

[zenless-zideblog-zero]

Skit idea: Sunna was adopted and raised by a cat thiren couple… it uhm… it’s kinda obvious

Aria: ... Nangong, what is Sunna doing?

Nangong: *Focused on Sunna* Huh?

Sunna: *Scratching her ear with her foot*

Aria: Are you trying to figure out how to work her flexibility into our performances?

Nangong: *Blushing* You could say that, yeah.

~~~~~

Sunna: *nuzzling into Belle's shoulder* Mmm~ Warm~

Belle: Not that I'm complaining, but what's up with Sunna?

Aria: She didn't see the label on Nangong's special brownies.

~~~~~

Wise: Hello Nekomata! I didn't expect to see you at 404. Are you a fan of the Angels of Delusion?

Neko: Eh, I'm just here to support my Cousin, Nyah!

Wise: I thought you were an orphan?

Nekomata: I ran away from my godparents because I didn't like my Uncle. He wasn't a good man.

Sunna: Nekomata! You came!

Nekomata: NYAH! OF COURSE I DID! Did you think I didn't care?!?

[zenless-zideblog-zero]

I cant stop thinking about how jacked the proxies were ij the fishjng event (they can pull in a a fucking killer whale why-) so uhm.... belle being secretly jacked as hell, yuri aporeciated

Belle: Wise! A tire's flat on the van!

Wise: Okay, you lift it up a little, I'll get the jack stand under it.

Nicole: "Lift it up a little?" what does that-

Belle: *Lifts the Van onto two wheels*

Nicole: HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL! How- When- WHAT?!?

Belle: *Setting the van onto the stand* What?

Nicole: YOU JUST- I- How?!?

Belle: ... You mean shifting the van like that? ... Huh I dunno. I guess it just kinda ...

~Around Trigger's first commission~

Belle: *Lifting t.v.'s into place on the wall*

~Meeting Soldier Eleven~

*Doing One-handed push-ups*

~After helping Belobog~

Belle: *Bench Pressing industrial machinery with Anton*

Belle: *Helping Grace move parts*

Belle: *Lifting Koleda away from people that are pissing her off*

~With Victoria Housekeeping~

Lycaon: Master Belle, I must insist that you vary up your diet - you have a rather high sodium and sugar intake for your level of activity ..."

~And all the many other things that have happened to the siblings~

Belle: ... Happened ...

Nicole: ... May I feel your arm?

Belle: Sure? I don't see why-

Nicole: Woah~ That's so dense~ With muscle~ Spending time with others has really made you strong~

Belle: *Blushing* Oh-well, you know, I try-

Nicole: *Chomp*

Belle: Ow! Nicole don't bite me!

Nicole: I'm sorry! It was just too enticing!

Wise: *Flicks Nicole on the back of the head* Why Did you- Why are so many people feeling her arms and biting her biceps? Vivian, Trigger, Zhu Yuan, Jane ...

Wise: *Taking the flat tire off of the van* I don't understand women.

Belle: ... Wise can take care-

Nicole: Let's go inside~