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[crazy4books]

Edward Cullen: Hi! You are... Leo, right?

Leo Valdez: *gasps when he sees Edward*

Leo: Er, Yessss. I'm Leo repair boy hot stuff Valdez.

Edward: Ok...?

Leo: You know, we have A LOT in common...

Edward: Really? What?

Leo: We are both vErY hAnDsOmE

Leo: And we attract LOTS of ladies...

Edward: ...

Edward: *awkward smile*

[dam-demigods]

Adventures With The Argo II Crew

Leo: Alright guys, we have to make an emergency landing.

Percy: Well, dam.

Leo:

Piper:

Jason:

Frank:

Hazel:

Coach Hedge:

Annabeth: *quiet snickering*

[athiestpaladin]

everyones like "percy and jason hate eachother so much" then this cannonly exists:

[sun-shine-solace]

Apollo, under his breath: Okay, shorty

Meg: Say that to my face!

Apollo: Hold on, let me grab you a step-stool

[cavesofblue]

nico: what’s 1+1 equal to?

will: 2?

nico: no, it’s equal to me and you.

will: i can’t believe you attempted to use a pickup line on me! it wasn’t that great but at least you tried. *wipes fake tears*

nico:

nico: shut up.

[hellshores]

leo: hey, what're you listening to?

annabeth: *fumbles and drops ipod* c-classical! bach, you know, really gets your thoughts flowing-

leo: *snatches ipod*

leo:

annabeth:

leo:

leo: seriously

annabeth:

leo: ocean eyes?

[percecitas]

Jason: Do you ever wear socks with sandals?

Camp Half Blood: wtf no

OH BUT Percy: Do you ever wear socks with sandals?

Camp Half Blood: YEAH THEY ARE TOTALLY IN LIKE WHO DOESN’T.

[em-daughter-of-poseidon]

PJO and HOO Characters saying the Office Quotes

Gaia: There’s too many people on this earth. We need a new plauge

Frank: I want people to be afraid of how much they love me

Thalia or Percy: I’m running away from my responsibilities and it feels good

Leo: Oh it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn

Nico: I stopped caring a long time ago

Leo again: It takes a advanced sense of humour. I don’t expect everyone to understand

Annabeth: (someone else) what are your weaknesses?

(Annabeth) I don’t have any asshole

Leo again again: I got six numbers one more would have been a whole telephone number

Piper: I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake

Percy again: I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do

And finally:

Rick Riordan: Sometimes I start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way

IG: em_daughter_of_poseidon