#percy jackson textposts

[ravenexyy]

leo valdez is that one kid that says shit like “stretching isn’t enough, i want to disassemble my body” and percy is the one that goes “oh my gods like legos”

and honestly i think that says enough about their friendship

[gummybearinthehouseee]

annabeth in 1st grade: look under there

some kid: under where

annabeth: you fool. you absolute moron. you are such a monumental idiot that you don't even realize what you just said. i am a verbal magician-

[scarlicbread27]

i think we can all agree that luke’s motives were right for his whole anti-gods rebellion but WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK did he choose the child chomper??

he saw this titan and his silly myths and went ‘i want that one’

[eddiecoweyesdiass]

nico: *sees percy at camp jupiter* oh fuck

percy: do i know you?

nico: um... what? noo of course not

percy: are you sure-

nico: well unless we met in the underworld cause that's where i spend most of my time haha

percy, suspicious: yeah haha

[anotherpjofan]

Have we considered Percy being petty to Poseidon? Like yeah it’s his dad but he barely interacts with him so can you just imagine Percy doing it back to him in return?

Poseidon: So I was wanted to congratulate you -

Percy: Well maybe you could have shown your gratitude by actually helping me out on the battlefield

Or even him being passive aggressive about the whole roman/greek thing

Poseidon: So that’s the plan. How do you feel about it Percy?

Percy: Oh were you speaking? Sorry I couldn’t pay attention because my brain is split between exams and food

Poseidon: …

Oh and bonus

Poseidon: Unlike all of you my son actually likes me the most

Percy: …

Poseidon: Right

Percy: …Hestia’s the only god I like

Poseidon: I’m the reason you’re alive -

Percy: And I hate you for it

[dam-my-blue-wand]

Nico: Fuck you-

Will: Nico, language!!

Nico: Oh, right

Nico: Advance to fucketh thyself

[depressedacadamia]

Percy, a gamer, losing: Damn it, I'm getting dominated!

Nico, on tumblr:*chokes* You're getting -WHAT?!

[dam-demigods]

Percy: *t-posing in the doorway* good morning, mother

Sally: *not looking up from her cooking* good morning, problem child