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if you bought me the kirby frying pan my tummy would stop hurting

googled "woman with stomach hair images" and all the results were about waxing and shaving. you people are ANIMALS! STOP TELLING BEAUTIFUL WOMEN TO SHAVE! I so desperately WANT hairy women, you morons!!!! looked up "women with happy trails" and I got some motherfucking stupidass MEN!!!! boo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

give me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please!!!!!!!!!!!

#!b #if anyone matches this description please message me.#:3 #pl;ease #she needs fat hairy butches to live

ok Ezekiel is really cute im glad u guys like him but i also want u guys to see some of his spore/mushroom/mold magic powers

Halo of Spores

“ Starting at 2nd level, you can launch toxic spores at other creatures. To do so, you use your reaction on your turn to deal 3 poison damage to one creature you can see within 10 feet of you.This damage increases to 6 at 6th level, 9 at 10th level, and 12 at 14th.“

Symbiotic Entity

At 2nd level, you gain the ability to channel magic into the spores that infuse you.

When you use your Wild Shape feature, you can awaken those spores, rather than transforming. When you do so, you gain 3 temporary hit points per level you have in this class, the damage of your Halo of Spores feature doubles, and your melee weapon attacks deal an extra 1d6 poison damage to any target they hit. These benefits last for 10 minutes or until you use your Wild Shape again

Fungal Infestation

At 6th level, if you slay a humanoid with your Halo of Spores damage, the creature rises as a zombie at the end of your turn. It has 1 hit point. In combat, its turn is immediately after yours. It obeys your mental commands, and the only action it can take is the Attack action, making one melee attack. It remains animate for 1 hour, after which time it collapses and dies.

#pl;ease #i love my fungus swamp boy #ezekiel #oc #sam crying #he also has the animate dead spell so he can make zombies lol #hes a level 6 druid