Plance Confession (ft. the team)
Im always in Plance hell so here’s how I think the confession would go down
TL;DR: Read it. It’s funny
-Okay so it took Lance a looong time to realize that he liked Pidge, but once he did, oh boy did he fall head over heels for her. Since it was around Christmas time, he started hanging mistletoe ALL OVER the castle. Keith and Hunk thought it was so he could catch poor Allura, but Lance just waved them off and said, “you’ll see!!”
-Every time Pidge went to leave the room, Lance would drop everything he was doing, and “coincidentally” have to go the same direction she was going. They’d walk under the door together, and Lance would just stare expectantly at her, waiting for her to notice the mistletoe. She was oblivious to his plan or course, but she always called him out for giving her a big, ecstatic smile every time she’d look at him. “Lance, you’re really starting to creep me out…”
-Keith, Hunk, and Allura caught on pretty quickly to Lance’s plan and thought it was actually really cute. But they couldn’t help cringing at how bad both Pidge and Lance were the whole thing, so they decided that they would help them out a bit.
-Keith and Hunk both sat Lance down and let him know that if he was gonna get to Pidge, he should be more direct and probably less sappy. Lance was at first miffed by Keith giving him romantic advice, but begrudgingly accepted that Keith was actually pretty good at it.
-Allura went to Pidge and, like always, tried hinting at what was going on (but kinda failed) “Sooooo Pidge, did you notice that Lance really went all out decorating for Chrimast?” “Allura um… it’s Christmas” “Oh. Right. Um, we’ll…..he’s quite cute don’t you think? wait—“ “Oh my gosh Allura, do you have a thing for Lance??” “NO”
-Hunk and Keith finally convinced Lance to scrap the big grand romantic gestures and just ask Pidge out directly. Lance made Hunk pretend to be Pidge as he practiced what he’d say, and Hunk quickly accepted Lance’s feelings. Keith stopped Lance from jumping up in joy and said “woah hold on. That’s not realistic. Pidge would never say that. Let me do it.” And proceeded to give Lance a run for his money as he shut his confessions down over and over until Lance almost started crying.
-After several minutes of Allura randomly bringing up Lance in her and Pidge’s rather one-sided conversation, Allura just blurted out “Lance wants to be your boyfriend!” without thinking. “Pidge…? Stop just staring at me like that……….”
-Queue Pidge rambling about how “well, I mean, I guess I’ve kinda liked him for awhile now—but I just though it was a silly crush and it would go away—but it didn’t and I just kept ignoring it because—well I mean Lance is so girl crazy you know I figured he’d never settle down—I never thought he like me—gosh his eyes are really pretty—I mean what?”
-Later that evening, Lance found Pidge in the lions’ hangar, hanging with Green. When she heard him call her name, her face heated up way more than she was expecting, and she could hardly look at him. He noticed her cute blushing and couldn’t help but giggle. He took a deep breath and got straight to the point. “Pidge, I really like you. Will you go on a date with me?” Pidge smiled a bit and asked “What will we do on our date?” secretly hoping Lance wouldn’t want to do some big fancy night out or anything. Lance grinned ear to ear and replied, “Eat pizza and play Killbot Fantasm in our pj’s” “Marry me” pidge said.