#planeswalker dad

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Hey Dave. Can you, like, chill? What's with all the Angrath posts? And why is somebody who identifies as G/W/U suddenly obsessed with a R/B planeswalker anyway?

Look buddy, maybe YOU’RE the one who needs to chill! Do I go around telling you how to run your blog?! 

And Angrath is just plain awesome sauce, OK? I mean, yeah, he and I are pretty much opposites when it comes to color pie philosophy, but I can still relate to a loving dad wanting to get back to his kids! 

PLUS! He’s the first planeswalker who is exclusively R/B. AND he’s the first minotaur planeswalker! AND he does that whole “whipping around red-hot chains to fight his enemies” thing without looking like a knockoff version of Ghost Rider or Spawn!!  

So no, my friend, I will not “chill.” And you know who else will never chill? 

ANGRATH 

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I have recently come into possession of some curious art that a fellow planeswalker acquired on Ixalan

It was found locked in a treasure chest in the cabin of a former pirate captain by the name of Angrath. A note on the back of the picture says it was drawn “from memory.”

Strangely, it seems to be the only item belonging to Captain Angrath that was kept under lock and key during his time aboard the ship.

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Let Angrath say “Varmint” and “Tarnation” in 2018 

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