#plastic romance

[haveyoustillnotseenstarwars]

Crow Boy and Plastic Girl FAQ:

Plastic Girl vs Dangerous Crow Boy - FAQs

I woke up this morning to discover that The Company of Vengeful Crows had become a meme on Tumblr, and honestly? I’m delighted! There are ha

FAQ TUMBLR ANSWERS FROM THE AUTHOR LANA PECHERCZYK

[tashacee]

I keep seeing all these posts with questions about the Dangerous Crow Boy Whose Job It Is To Destroy Plastic and I hate to break it to you guys... I think we might have to read the book.

[clichefae]

happy halloween from (apparently??) Blake and River, two characters we know nothing about

[shaethecrow]

Some girls are lined up in front of the Crow Boy like it’s the bachelor. They wait for him to pick. He lunges at the girl with glasses, crompching them quickly, and she tries to scoot away because she can’t see At All which is actually good because he’s now feasting on the microplastics in the blood of the others.

[longliveladymarzipan]

talking to a gay couple: “So which one of you is the Dangerous Crow Boy who eats plastic and which one is Plastic Girl?”

[totally-nromal-brain-functions]

i think dangeous crow boy would love that one woman on my strange addiction that ate plastic

[the-aftonsparv]

dangerous crow boy theme song

[fish-sidekick]

Animal features and a shifter? Forest dweller? Flanderization? Ensemble darkhorse? Obsessive? Skinny tall? HE IS A PRINCESS! (tumblr sexyman)