Sep 26, 2025
I keep seeing all these posts with questions about the Dangerous Crow Boy Whose Job It Is To Destroy Plastic and I hate to break it to you guys... I think we might have to read the book.
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I keep seeing all these posts with questions about the Dangerous Crow Boy Whose Job It Is To Destroy Plastic and I hate to break it to you guys... I think we might have to read the book.
Turns out, Crowboy "Plastic Eater" Romancepartner isn't Goncharov fanfic. As funny as that would've been.
The book is called "The Company of Vengeful Crows: Season of the Crow," by Lana Pecherczyk. It's free on Kindle Unlimited, along with Lana's 9 other fae romance books which preceded it.
Also, the infamous tiktok is just one of many using the same images on Lana's channel. There are also others using different formats. It was fun to look through them all and glean little extra bits of context.
Really loving the amount of sitewide memes lately. Juggling. Plastic clothes vs Crow boy. This feels like the Glup shitto/Horse plinko Incident of 2022 all over again
No, google, i did not mean "plastic eating cowboy". I am trying to figure out what the fuck people on tumblr are talking about. More importantly, i dont think "plastic eating cowboy" refers to microbes at all
oomfie will never be the crow boy who's job it is to destroy plastic to my forbidden plastic clothes girl...
The original dangerous crow boy 🐦⬛
"average person has a plastic spoon's worth of microplastics in their brain" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person has 0 microplastics in their brain. Crowboy Georg, who lives in the fae realm and eats 10,000 shein outfits each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
I found out I can read the Dangerous crow boy book for free piggy backing off of my mom's Amazon and Kindle Unlimited account. This means that I will be live blogging it.
I'll probably do this by chapter.
Without further ado~
Prologue
Right off the bat, I am faced with the fact that a book I thought was only 160 pages is actually 677 pages and 76 chapters plus an epilogue. I don't know what I fear more. Reading this entire thing and its awful, or reading it and actually enjoying it. The thing is there is a non 0 chance that I will actually like it because the tropes listed on the blurb are practically my Ao3 history.
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There is a watercolor style map which is actually really pretty.
There is also a trigger warning for suicide and infant distress at the begining of the book and a summary of the previous book which im sure will be helpful.
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Upon reading, im not sure how helpful the summary actually is. A lot of these names are not explained. Im pretty sure River is our crowboy, but I only know that due to reading the FAQ. River was apparently almost killed in a battle? And volunteered to retrieve a nuclear warhead?
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Plastic dress girl is named Blake and the very first time she talks is livestreaming. She is either aggressively Australian or British. Haven't read enough to tell.
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Australian then.
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Spiritual successor to GIDDY UP SLUTS. I may actually add this to my personal vocabulary.
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DID YOU END THE LIVESTREAM???
BLAKE
BLAKE
PLEASE TELL ME YOU AREN'T STREAMING YOUR TITS RIGHT NOW.
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...She is in fact still streaming.
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She be breasting boobily
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Okay so it's the end of the world, and her husband decided to throw a party and give her the wrong address. Also he forgot to celebrate her birthday and on a date to make up for it, stared at his phone the entire time. He doesn't like it when she doesn't wear a bra or is filming.
Jeff is a dick.
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Okay forget everything. Blake deserves to get dicked down by crowboy if she is married to this giant red flag of a man.
Imagine it being the end of the world and you decide to spend your last moments making others miserable.
I sincerely hope that he suffers.
Manifesting that River mauls him at some point.