Oh my goodness!!! I've never written a request before but I seriously want your opinion on how do you think the Hanks would act during and argument?? Yk like say for example reader and Hank 1 got into a lil tussle yk how would the rest of the Hanks deal with our fued!! Also I love your writing so much jeez...
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Hanks During an Argument w/ The Player
CHARACTERS: Obv the Hanks
Warnings: None! Maybe slight angst (?)
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The Hanks, I think, are not ones for real fights.
They get under each others skin a lot, sure, and they probably wrestle a lot just for fun, but they're too easygoing to get wrapped up in any arguments. The most they've really done is started disagreements over Red Bowl and called each other scardey-cats.
All the Hanks had come back from one of their most EPIC stunts yet:
PUSHING EACH OTHER OFF A TALL AREA IN A BARREL TO SEE HOW FAR THEY ROLL!!
Of course, they'd worn protection and gear, but they'd all come back with a few bruises here, a scratch there...
You were pretty sure Hank #4 was missing another tooth.
Of course, you were upset. You loved them, obviously, and you thought their passion for extreme sports was something admirable, if not a little concerning. But this didn't really seem like a sport. Hell, it just seemed like suicide disguised as an activity.
You'd started out by scolding all of them, hands firmly on your hips as you relayed over and over again:
"Knee pads won't always save you!! What if one day, that barrel hits a rock, veers off, and plunges into a river??"
The Hanks all looked at each other sheepishly, rubbing the back of their necks, fiddling with their shirts, or just giggling nervously. They mumbled a few 'sorry's', but Hank #1 didn't seem to be getting the picture.
Long story short, he kinda downplayed your worry for 'party-pooper' behavior, and now you wouldn't talk to ANY of them.
He KNOWS he fucked up, but he was just trying to defend his bros! That's gotta be justified, right??
Well, his bros aren't too happy you're ignoring them
They're kinda giving him a hard time about it, no actual fights, but they nudge his shoulder every time you send a glare their way 'great going, brah. House Homie hates us.'
OF COURSE he gets that you were just looking out for them
But (since in all his dialogues with Hank 2 he was dismissing all concern and calling him wimpy, while the rest of the Hanks seemed to not have much of an opinion) as Hank number ONE he feels like he's the unappointed 'leader' (of COURSE he doesn't say that audibly. But he's the first one jumping off the ledge to skydive, he's the one that leads them all here and there and back...) of all the Hanks, and he hates thinking he's put his bros in danger
But also he's KINDA prideful on that
He feels like you were telling him that he put his bros at risk when he saw it as completely safe!
that stupid thing he said about you being wimpy and just trying to create discord was NOT cool and he realizes that very shortly after the whole big fight
The Hanks are sweet, but apologies aren't something they ENJOY. They're not assholes- it's just like when you were a kid and you didn't wanna apolgize because you feel like if YOU apologize the other person thinks everything they did and said is right
And Hank #1 still gets the message you think he put his bros in danger
While you're mad at him, he does his best to match your energy
You glare at him from afar? He stands there for a bit, kinda lost on what to do, but eventually, he crosses his arms back and just stands there like that. It's kinda sad.
His bros are upset at him, so there's no relief when he goes back to them too
He's hit with the silent treatment (DONNTTT WORRY IT LASTS TWO MINUTES)
After he sits in the corner by himself all the other Hanks are suddenly on top of him, sobbing at the horror that they just so cruelly ignored their bro for a solid two and a half minutes
Hank #1 apologizes to them all, and they have a big bro hug pile :)
He DOES apologize to you, and when he does, he's kinda shuffling his feet.
"Sorry I called you a party pooper, House Homie. You're not, really. You're super dope!! But I guess I just thought you were trying to turn something gnarly into like...a problem? But like-...maybe it's the same thing with Red Bowl. Not so gnarly. And I never listened to Hank numero 2 about that, but he turned out to be like, so totally right. So I thought about it-- real hard!! I had my hand on my forehead like a real genius and everything, brah!!-- and I realized, maybe rolling each other down cliffs in barrels is like- JUST adrenaline but with no real fun."
OF COURSE YOU FORGIVE HIMM HELLO???
(oh lawd the things i would do to this twink)
(NO NO NO BE MEAN BE SAD)
He's probably the most upset with Hank #1 especially when he pulls that 'wimp' card
He gives Hank 1 the MOST silent treatment. He's the last one to finally cave and run up to hug him. Sure, Hank 1 messed up, but they're bros!! Plus, people mess up a lot! It's normal
He's probably on your side from the start. It's obvious he doesn't have as much of a passion for danger as his other Hanks
OBV he's still an adrenaline junkie. But he knows his limits well. He knows when it goes from 'fun thrills' and 'risk taking' to straight up danger and reckless stunts
The barrel thing? he never liked it. always preferred Hank gliding. Why couldn't it just be stuff like that?
He's the first one to apologize to you after the fight. Even if he's the only one who gave you no protest. He's probably knocking on the open bedroom door with a tight-knit look of worry on his face
"Hey....uh....casa homie? Can I still call y-- oh, okay. Well...I'm really sorry dude. ....for what? Uh- for being stupid. We Hanks are awesome, we laugh in the face of danger, we taste adrenaline...yeah, all that, but like- that was wayyy too far. Safety is totally fire, you know we know that. It's like- our motto. And that was NOT fire, dude. I think Hank #4 forgot his MOUTHGAURD."
You were never mad with him, so you forgive him easy.
He's SO RELIEVED and he spends a few hours with you after that just to lay down next to you and appreciate the fact that you're still homies.
The MOMENT this man hears you don't wanna see them, talk to them, or be around them, he is IN SHOCK.
someone get this man an ambulance
at first he thinks its just a tease. You love to randomly match his freak, trying to out-play him with those comments he makes, so he thinks this is just another one of those. It's gotta be. Right??
nope, it turns out, you're pissed.
He finds out the hard way.
Hank #3 is clingy. He never touches anyone he flirts with without permission, of course, he knows the difference between being a flirt and being a creep.
And,since you've never complained when he's touched you before, and you've been pretty comfortable with poking his nose and cheeks and forehead in the past, he expected you wouldn't mind.
Hank 3's approach is the 'we're not really fighting, right?"
He goes up to you like usual, putting his hands on your shoulders from behind. "heyyyyyyy casa babe. How's it hang--"
and just like that you shove him off and walk away
he tries to talk to you a few more times after
he'll lean against a doorway and wiggle his eyebrows (you don't even acknowledge him)
He'll say a bunch of sentences that can be misinterpreted, waiting for you to point in his face and yell 'AYOOOOOO LOOK AT THIS FREAK' (you shoot him a withering glare and he slinks away)
he gives up after a while but now he's HORRIFIED
He runs up to Hank #1 like:
"DUDE, WHAT. DID. YOU. DO??? CASA HOMIE'S BROKEN, DUDE"
you never get an apology out of him, solely because he forgets after you forgive Hank 1 and you're all on good terms again.
Now, pardon me for saying so, but Hank 4 is, in my opinion, the least bright of all five Hanks
That is to say, however, unlike Hank 3, Hank 4 understands you're mad
but he doesn't fully understand the whole situation either
he completely thinks you're never talking to them again and you hate them with all your heart.
The other Hanks tell him that's probably not it, but he's not convinced. You're acting like you don't know them, not calling them your homies anymore, and worst of all...........
YOU WONT SLEEP IN THE HANK PILE ANYMORE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You already forgave Hank #2, and you're sitting in your bed, reading, while your hands play with Hank 2's hair. He smiles from his place laying down with his head on your legs, and you're pretty content until you start to hear a noise. You blink and look around, seeing nothing. Odd. You go back to reading. It gets louder. And louder. You finally look over at the side of the bed, on the ground, and are surprised (eh) to see a particular curly-haired blonde in a neon purple jumpsuit sitting by the bed, on his knees (yummy) with tears in his eyes and his lip shaking. You don't know exactly how to react, but Hank 4 doesn't give you time to.
"*sniffle* do you still love ussssssssssss? I'm sorry Hank said allat.............he doesn't mean it, homie, he really doesn't mean it........house homie, my nose stings."
obviously unable to resist such a pathetic sight (and a chance to stop his sniffling), you wipe his tears, help him up onto the bed, and allow both he and Hank 2 to hug you from opposite sides on the bed while your lay as stiff and straight as a board
Hank 4 stops crying in seconds, and before you know it, he's squeezing you tight with a large grin on his face, one that now proudly shows off two knocked-out teeth
AND FINALLLYYYYYY....................
(it's 12:22 am.....im so tired but I MUST FINISH THIS.)
Hank 5 is probably very conflicted.
bro code, dude, think of bro code
OH, but what about house homie code?? That's a code, right??
He's the most realistic out of all of them. He understands more about other aspects of life.
He gets that the stunt was reckless. He thought it was cool, yeah, but was it fun?
.........not really. His head was still spinning.
That got him thinking for a while.
Was he really that easily influenced into decisions like that? HIS BROS WERE NOT trying to put him in danger, he knows that. He also knows that even if they called him a wimp, if he opted out, they would've respected that.
he probably wouldn't have heard the end of it though
his bros did not peer pressure him. That was completely and entirely his own choice
but that was what scared him
When you put all of the stuff you said--which was like, totally sick and all, he just forgets all the fancy words you used--like that, he realized how dangerous that was.
he and his bros could've died.
he didn't realize how much that bothered him up until he had some alone time to think and remembered.
how could he ever be a good dad if he did shit like he'd done that day? He couldn't do that to a kid, bro.
He LOVES his bros, and he LOVES that adrenaline rush, but just once in a while, he'll find himself looking over at Hank #2 and finding they have the same look on their faces
Maybe that was too far, even for adrenaline junkies.
And he knew the other Hanks knew it too, really. But none of them really voiced it, because the thrill of 'hey,we lived! So it was fun!' hadn't left yet
extreme sports were awesome. They were his life.
But sometimes what they did wasn't that. It was just....
Hank 5 hated being a downer on his bros. He hated seeing them so upset about the fight. He knew if he voiced his worry about his dream..it'd make things worse.
So, later that night, as the other Hanks slept flopped over one another in the closet. he nudged you on the shoulder in the middle of the night, a look of worry etched on his features.
"I don't think I deserve to be a dad."
You let the silence fill the room for a while, before you sigh and pat the space next to you. He sits, and you speak.
"People fuck up. It's what people do. You guys fucked up. And there's no denying that. You did something careless that could've done a lot more than knock out a few teeth, and you had the nerves to look at me like I was crazy."
"But-- the thing with fucking up is you can always tell a lot about a person by how the react to it. You guys fucked up. But, I've had two- uh, now THREE of you, in the span of two hours, come over here and acknowledge you fucked up. That takes guts. But it also takes a sense of responsibility. You know you fucked up, so now you won't fuck up the same thing in the future. And if you do, it won't be as bad."
"But, you could make the same mistake a million times and I wouldn't tell you that you'd make a shit dad. I promise."
"Get some sleep, Daddy-O. We'll talk in the morning."
