#please no!!

[nakamopapina]

I swear to fucking god that if my bus has broken down 😭

That would be the second time today I’ve been on a broken down bus!!

[thisistheendtimes]

Reenactment of me watching the new One Piece episode:

Aw Luffy you absolute sweetheart. And poor Bonney, my darling girl.

BEPO!!! MY FLUFFY SHEDDING BOY!! AND PENGUIN AND SHACHI MY HARD WORKING DARLINGS. We know you aren't appreciated enough my loves!!

Law!!!!!! My beloved!

Blackbeard!!!!!

....

Wait... Blackbeard?

Oh no.

[sobbing-space-trash]

Shaking and sobbing and throwing up right now. Just found out 2 of my friends are getting involved in NFT bullshit 🤢

[that-scary-romulan-chick]

Would you ever work for the Tal'Shiar?

WHOisthiswho’saskingwhydoyouwanttoknow!?!

…………………………………………….

…if…if I had to.  I don’t think they’d want me though.  My psychological profile…doesn’t….it….it….  I’m just not–!  …I wouldn’t be interested, but if they “offered” to recruit me, I’d have no choice but to accept…

[likethetapeworm]

me: [accidentally flirts with co-worker]

co-worker: [flirts back]

me:

[babygirlkidd0]

Prince is dead???

[sky-of-honey]

I had a really nice New Year's, but I went out with a coworker who's in her thirties, and all her friends are like. Married. And talking about trying for kids.