#please send headcanons

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Mc who says "your mom" anytime they dont wanna answer a question

okay but this one is just amazing to imagine.

warning for strong language

"MC, could you please explain to me how you got an F in human world literat-"

"your mom"

instant punishment

"Hey MC, any clue where Goldie is-"

"your mom"

five hours of begging, much to mammon's dismay.

"Lovely MC, what happened to my limited edition eyeshadow pallet?"

"your mom"

you were drug out to the mall to get a new one with him

"MC where the fuck is my favorite pillow?"

"your mom"

lessons 16-18 pt. 2

"MC DID YOU EAT MY CUSTARD?"

"your mom"

you did not, however you also didn't want to answer that question

"MC, why are all the pages bent in the book I let you borrow."

"your mom"

does wearing a cat bell for the next 3 days count as a real punishment?

"MC WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY RURI FIGURE"

"your mom"

total gamerboy ice out. he will defrost in 2-3 weeks.

[calllay]

If there are any Victoriocity fans out there, can we share Sandringham headcanons??

Actually, I’m relistening to season 2 and rethinking an assumption I made about him the first time... Spoilers beneath the cut.

The first time I listened, I thought for sure the revelation of his identity meant he’s trans - I mean, he and Maud are supposed to be identical twins, right? I loved that idea, but now I realize a major issue: if they’re really identical, surely Fleet and Clara would notice that Maud looked like Sandringham in her picture!

So I guess they might actually be fraternal twins who looked enough alike as children for the trick to work, and everyone was just incorrectly assuming they were identical twin girls. (I took “We looked much more alike when we were younger” as a wry comment on the fact that Sandringham is now an entirely different gender than when he was younger, but it could be more straightforward.) And I think the genderless name “Child of Mystery” might be a clue that they were a boy and a girl, actually.

I’d love to hear how others interpreted this! Am I overthinking it? Either way, I’m 100% keeping my headcanon that Sandringham is quite short (given that Maud is described as petite)!

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Genshin Impact Characters When You Kiss Them Goodmorning, Goodnight and Goodbye.

This will be for all the Kaeya, Diluc, and Albedo simps! We’re sticking to Mondstadt for this one.

I originally got this request for Obey Me! Shall We Date? but I wanted to use it as my first one for Genshin Impact because it is such an amazing idea!! 

obey me headcanon 

childe & zhongli

Warnings: Maybe Slight Spoilers??

Kaeya:

when you kiss him in the morning

Kaeya is playful. There’s much energy to share when he wakes up and is reminded by the love he is surrounded in. Stolen glances from eyes that hold nothing short of pure adoration. He is enamored in you and is simply glad that you have been a constant in his very untypical life. 

when you kiss him goodnight

he is home. Not the cold place he once called home before relocating to Mondstadt. But home as in a warmth. Like the smell of cinnamon during Christmas, or fresh baked goods. Your presence is his safety and there is no where else he’d rather be.

when you kiss him goodbye

he’s worried. Will one of you not make it home tonight? He sets that thought aside but it does nothing to ease the anxiety that comes when either of you have to leave for extended commissions. After all, he knows better than anyone else just how tough the Abyss can be. 

Diluc:

when you kiss him in the morning

he lets go of his reserved nature. He is loving and passionate. A side of him comes out behind closed doors that no one would’ve ever considered from Master Diluc. He holds you close and knows just how impossible it is to let go. 

when you kiss him goodnight

usually this is one of the more reserved sentimental moments. Diluc would hand you the world on a silver platter if he could, but of course that means maintaining Angel’s Share and Dawn Winery to their best capabilities. Other wise he would have more time to let this kiss be just as intimate as the one you shared in the early morning.

when you kiss him goodbye

he knows everything in life is fleeting. And he will try to make up for all of the moments when he couldn’t be more direct about his feelings. He knows you understand them, but what better way to send you off than the most romantic kiss of your life?

Albedo:

when you kiss him in the morning

he is already awake. Reviewing his research before you wake up so you can share a bit of the morning together before you have to go your respective ways for the day. He will set down his work when you approach him and open his arms. Holding your still sleepy figure close to him is the best part of the day and he loves to keep you warm as you’re waking up. 

when you kiss him goodnight

he usually will still be awake long after you’ve gone to sleep. Your soft kiss will stay in his mind for a good while before he decides it is time to turn in for the night. He might not sleep well but at least he’ll be enamored by the gentle features of your face and how you lovingly curl into his warmth.

when you kiss him goodbye

he’s torn. He knows you’ll return to him, but there's an uneasy feeling in his chest knowing what dangers lie in Teyvat. He may try to compel you to take commissions closer to home, but at the end of the day, he encourages you to spread your wings. His kiss good bye is devoid of any negativity as he could only hold hope and wait for your safe return. 

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ko-fi

etsy

[algaedo]

Can I request head cannons of the Brothers with an MC that has chubby cheeks? They’re just so cute, soft, and squishy (Diavolo forbid they puff up their cheeks when they pout or someone’s heart is gonna burst). MC doesn’t mind when people squish, poke, or even kiss their cheeks. Mammon could squish their face and they would go “This ish fine O3O”

MC with cute chubby cheeks? You got it anon!!

Lucifer:

oh this man

this absolute man 

you know the deal. 

he tries not to let it affect him in public

composed, sophisticated, prideful Lucifer

Honestly he’s amazing at hiding how giddy it makes him

when you two are alone, pout at him. he’s putty. 

he loves squishing your cheeks and marveling at how innocent you look.

cute little innocent human.

this is the easiest route to get your way or out of trouble. 

Mammon:

First of all, how dare you. he is dying.

the greedy becomes greedier. 

squishes your cheeks. 

literally all the time

never with any reason.

“Who told ya you could look this cute, huh?”

he’s trying not to show it but he’s blushing

another great person to use this on to get your way

he’s literally already such a simp for you, why did you have to be even more perfect for him?

Levi:

oh my dia, were you trying to make him die of your overwhelming cuteness?

this weeb takes one look at you after squishing your cheeks and he’s falling in love all over again

its just like when the protagonist of this one anime with a really long name fell for the love interest even though they didn’t think they were attractive enough for anyone to ever love them

he’s rambling on about how cute you are and squishing your cheeks and nuzzling your nose

in private of course, but he still wonders how jealous his brothers would be if they could see this. 

Satan:

Squishing your cheeks is a comfort for him

it calms him down, no seriously

he doesn’t even have to look at you. 

honestly he does it while he’s reading sometimes

its to remind him that you’re there

also because he loves the cute little faces you make

he can see them out of the corner of his eyes

if you look closely he’s smiling a bit

Asmo:

I feel like you’d have to beat him away with a stick

squishing your cheeks before he kisses you is his favorite pass time

he loves every thing about your face 

will literally kiss every single part of your face while he squishes your cheeks

“noooo mc lemme give you more kisses pleaseeeeeee”

Beel:

This angel is the only one to ever ask permission

he knows the act is innocent, but he is the king of explicit consent

he wont hold your hand with out asking for permission

you want some of his snack? pouting with puppy dog eyes might get you a bite

the gentle giant will stare at you and your adorable chubby cheeks the whole time

when he compares you to a chipmunk, trust me it’s a compliment

he does not have a mean bone in his body 

everything he does is out of love for you

Belphie:

Another great person to use this on

this pessimist cannot refuse you when you puff your cheeks

he will do anything you want. including getting up to go to rad

loves to squish your cheeks while you cuddle in the living room just so he can piss off lucifer

while it’s adoration for you, its a double win for him, as he gets to see your cute face get all squished up as you nap

or maybe you’re just pretending to so he will squish your cheeks

who knows ;)

Obey Me Masterlist 

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Side Characters (minus Luke) when you kiss them good morning, good night and good bye

Diavolo:

when you kiss him in the morning

he feels whole again. It’s like there’s nothing else but you two. He knows his duty to the throne and all the work that comes with it, thanks to his fathers slumber, will soon interrupt this domestic bliss. But he lets that go and finds him self engulfed in the love you share.

when you kiss him goodnight

he inquires on if you would enjoy spending the evening in the castle, that way he can spend more time and more kisses goodnight. It’s a sweet and tempting offer.

when you kiss him goodbye

it’s like he’s losing his best friend. He knows you have to leave but he hates it desperately. The prince yearns to keep you forever within arms reach

Barbatos:

when you kiss him in the morning

he is informal. His normal, formal butler attitude is no where to be seen as he nearly outshines the avatar of greed. Barbatos is a different man behind closed doors as he wishes not to have his morning responsibilities start so early. and that this intimate moment can stay forever.

when you kiss him goodnight

he is formal, knowing he has not completed his daily tasks quite yet. And while he is very pleased to partake in this interaction with you, he must return to what is at hand, he knows he will be able to make it up to you in the morning.

when you kiss him goodbye

he is breathless, his formal attitude crumbles as he, much like Lucifer, sighs is despair and discontent. Did you really think one little kiss was going to hold him over? Nonetheless, he will be awaiting your return with the image of your soft lips lingering in his mind. 

Solomon:

when you kiss him in the morning

he is serene. everything is calm and right in his mind. there is no mischief to be made, as he melts into your presence alone. He could stay there til the end of time. 

when you kiss him goodnight

he feels youthful. there is no question as to whether or not you will be staying with him at purgatory hall for the night. childlike laughter will becoming from you both as you find reasons to stay awake, each goodnight kiss you two share turns into a battle to see who can stay awake longer. 

when you kiss him goodbye

there is no goodbye with him. He will find you, no matter where you are. Solomon refuses to let his partner in crime say goodbye.

Simeon:

when you kiss him in the morning

he hears music. Violins, flutes, a calm symphony awakes the sleepy angel with your kiss. He has waited so long to feel your embrace and bask in your love. Every morning to him, when the artificial sunlight becomes bright and peaks through the windows of R.A.D. onto you, he knows that you two are soulmates. 

when you kiss him goodnight

he is a gentleman. He walks you home hand in hand, he laughs and watches your face in awe as he wishes there were more hours in the day. 

when you kiss him goodbye

he smiles sadly. He knows your time together is limited, but he failed to forget that at the end of an exchange program, you both must go home. he reminds you that you will be on his mind every waking hour of the day, and when he’s asleep, there will be no dream without you. You occupy all that he is now, and distance will not change that. 

an: don't mind me just gonna:

@obeymebabes

[algaedo]

I had this head cannon on my mind for a minute. So, it’s “morning time” in the Devildom and everyone’s eating breakfast after getting ready for Rad, right? However, MC is just over the bullshit of having to be a therapist to 7 demons (including a man child). So to get their energy for the day, they get this bowl and pour coffee in it, then drop like 5 bottles of 5 hour or energy drinks in it (the bottle, they don’t even pour out the liquid, they’re that over it!), and finally they add alcohol in the horrendous mixture before downing it like it’s water. For shit’s and giggles, MC spits out the bottles in the bowl and the bottles are somehow empty despite not being open. MC doesn’t even care how terrifying that is for their health, they just greet everyone with a good morning like it’s all good.

I’d love to see the brothers react to MC consuming something borderline lethal to human standards without a care in the world.

As someone who does this occasionally, trust me when I say downing something like battery acid (the drink with the monster and sour candy) is NOT healthy, but it is fun. So only do so safely and with great moderation!!!

Lucifer:

He honestly wasn’t paying attention

That is until he saw you downing a bowl of something

It didn’t phase him until he saw the look on his brothers faces

As mammon what just happened because he was too busy doing some last minute paper work for Diavolo

“What do you mean that should have killed them”

Angy

Will literally fist fight you if you refuse to drink some water to balance it out (and make him feel better)

Mammon

He was already nervous watching you poor coffee into a bowl

Eyes get wIDE when he sees more energy drinks going into the concoction, without even opening them

Nudges Levi with his foot under the table so he’s not alone in his concern

“MC why don’t ya take it slow-“

Will cover his eyes when you go to take a sip

Levi

As a gamer, this is interesting to him

I just know he’s got a wall of like Devildom’s equivalent of g-fuel or monster

Probably the least concerned about this

But when he see you down it and spit out empty bottles of 5 hour energy, it becomes scary to him

“How the hell did you not die”

Satan:

The only one with any sense

Tells you exactly why you shouldn’t do that

How it’s bad for you

And what it’ll do to you in the long run

Sighs in displeasure as soon as you down it, obviously not caring about his warnings

Asmo

pure horror for this man

It didn’t really bother him until satan started listing the negative effects

bad skin?

Ohnonononono Mc you cant do this to him

You’re gonna have breakouts and that’s a nightmare

Will insist you stop but will sob when you don’t listen

Beel:

He’s watching but he’s unsure of what the concern is

precious baby is listening to his brothers when it clicks

Will give you best damn beel puppy dog eyes he can

Hangs his head when it doesn’t work

but secretly he’s really impressed you can handle that with out dying

Belphie:

Only slightly more concerned with Levi

This dude is the king of sleep so he’s concerned about your sleep schedule

He also doesn’t understand how someone could function with all that caffeine in them

tbh he probably doesn’t want you caffeinated so he’ll be able to steal you for naps

but now that you’re properly buzzed with energy that’s not a huge possibility

[algaedo]

Obey Me characters and the Genshin Impact characters I think they’d main

Do I really need to elaborate on some of these?

Lucifer:

Zhongli.

Mammon:

Aether/Lumine

Levi:

Barbara or Keqing

Satan:

Albedo or Tartaglia

Asmo:

Kaeya or Lisa

Beel:

Xianling or Chongyun

Belphie:

Xiao

Diavolo: 

Klee or Qiqi

Barbatos:

Xingqiu

Simeon:

Ganyu

Solomon:

Hu Tao or Venti

Luke:

Razor-Bennet combo

[algaedo]

Genshin Impact Masterlist

Same rules apply here + no kaeluc content. sorry. they’re step bros and that just kinda weird to me

reiterating: no minors in romantic relationships. i.e. qiqi, Klee, Diona, etc. and only PG relationship stuff with characters like Chongyun, Xingqui, Aether/Lumine, Bennett, Razor, etc.

Requests are open!

Head Canons:

Albedo:

Goodmorning, Goodnight, Goodbye Kisses

Kaeya:

Goodmorning, Goodnight, Goodbye Kisses

Diluc:

Goodmorning, Goodnight, Goodbye Kisses

Childe/Tartaglia:

Goodmorning, Goodnight and Goodbye Kisses

Xiao:

Nothing here yet

Zhongli:

Goodmorning, Goodnight and Goodbye Kisses

Venti:

Nothing here yet

Beidou:

Nothing here yet

Jean:

Nothing here yet

Lisa:

Nothing here yet

Ningguang:

Nothing here yet

Ganyu:

Nothing here yet

Kequing:

Nothing here yet

Chongyun:

Nothing here yet

Xingqui:

Nothing here yet

Aether:

Nothing here yet

Lumine:

Nothing here yet

Bennett:

Nothing here yet

Razor:

Nothing here yet

Fanfics:

Nothing here yet