May 10
booby shrink ray
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booby shrink ray
I don’t care anymore Sooga’s gay little subtitle shouldve been Second Banana of the Yiga Clan
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/? Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Timothy Hodge/Jordan Kennedy Characters: Jordan Kennedy, Timothy Hodge, John Amherst Additional Tags: POV Jordan Kennedy, POV Second Person, tags to be updated as the fic progresses, Major Character Death in later chapters, Character Study, The Corruption Fear Entity (The Magnus Archives), The Desolation Fear Entity (The Magnus Archives), the gdov tag is cus someone gets set on fire, Canon-Typical Worms (The Magnus Archives)
Summary:
There is a beautiful boy in your van and you think you might get fired for this. You saw him shivering in his underwear outside his burning apartment, that he set on fire, about to get arrested. It didn’t seem right to let that happen. You gave him your green windbreaker that doesn’t really suit you—you won’t be getting it back, you didn’t even check to see if he was contaminated—and frankly, you think it looks better on him. It’s too big and swamps his shaking form. You should be looking at where you’re driving, but you can’t help but notice that it looks better against his olive skin than it does yours. You’re going to let him keep it; not entirely because he might be, for lack of a better term, chock-a-block full of flesh-eating worms.
“Shouldn’t you, uh, be looking where we’re going?”
(i think itd be fun if the exterminator and the guy full of bugs from the bug sex episode fell in love while they search for answers about those weird worms they saw)
Be SO fucking for real
I'm sick and miserable at home. Who want to talk to abt my finctional guys
FREEDOM FROM THE SHACKLES OF THAT HELL BOOK i never want to touch it ever again
“But it’s not the end of Mr. Smith and the Roach! The story of John, Sam and the whole gang will continue! They’ll all be back in the next book of this series, THE RETURN OF IE PEACHES.
Look for it in 2019!”
WHERE IS IT. WHERE IS IT J.J. DiBENEDETTO. WHERE IS THE SEQUEL TO MR. SMITH AND THE ROACH