#pleiadians

[creature-wizard]

Here, let me sum up the relevant and useful bits of that that alien channeler's long ramble to save you 30-120 minutes:

Things are changing

New opportunities for personal change and growth are coming

Ditch the stuff that isn't working for you and try something new

Choose kindness and love

This will apply to every channeled message they upload forever, by the way.

[cosmiccupcakegirl]

sprinkling love and light whenever and wherever i go! (which hybrid are you?)

[littlelonelydoll]

[nebulean]

[unwelcome-ozian]

Eduard Albert ‘Billy’ Meier, whose real full name is Eduard Albert Meier-Zafiriou, was born in Bülach, Switzerland. For over 56 years he maintained that he was receiving, both physically and telepathically, communications with extraterrestrial beings, or Pleiadians, who claim to have come from the planet Erra in the Plejares (Pleiades ) star cluster. Although the visits supposedly began when Billy was only five; it was in January of 1975 that 31 they escalated with over a hundred visits, of which he was allowed to photograph the “beamship” during flight maneuvers. He took well over a thousand of the clearest UFO pictures ever seen. The actual contact conversations were also carefully written down word-for-word and they contain many interesting facts about Earth’s history, humanities, sciences and spiritual topics. As a rule, most people believe Billy Meier to be a fraud but he has an unbelievable following who will argue otherwise.

[cowfishchronicles]

that moment when your conspiracy theory has such shitty character design that a random bony fish is more alien than actual 'aliens'

[setonallison]

Invaders in every universe..

[monsters-conquer-the-world]

Ya sure, "angels." This is clearly an olde tymey attempt at depicting an alien abduction. "Those don't look anything like Grays!" That's 'cuz they're Tall Whites, homie. Other cultures called 'em elves. You wish there was only one species of non-human intelligence fucking with us for the last couple million years. Hell, half of 'em probably come from the ocean. Or the future. Or another dimension. Or the collective unconscious. Or some combination of those sources.

Oh look, an ancient artist's rendition of an abductee's POV getting beamed aboard a starship.

Don't worry, I'm not a grifter, just an honest-to-god crackpot. Some dudes have a mid-life crisis, I'm entering my Mad Prophet phase. Seeing the true shape of the universe and all that. Forbidden truths that break reality and shit.