New type of character: always "pops the p" but only on words where they really shouldn't.
"Oh dear, it looks like that water-rat is pulling off a coup!" he said, popping the p at the end. "You mean he's illegally taking over a small house for chickens?!" she exclaimed. "Yes, it's quite de trop," he replied, again popping the p. "By the way, I recently contracted pneumonia when I visited the Marine Corps base so I bought some pseudoephedrine. Here's the receipt."







