If someone writes an ASOIAF based wedding and bedding ceremony with me I will will actually marry them
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If someone writes an ASOIAF based wedding and bedding ceremony with me I will will actually marry them
I just need a plot where teen Hans & Keira are best friends and the #judgingyou squad.
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So I did a bunch of Sneira drabble ages ago but since then I've changed the fucking weird timeline and other cringey things that I used to be guilty of so I'm making a improvised list because. I love my OTP. Okay. I love them. List of Sneira drabbles I might rewrite to fit the actual canon if I ever bring myself to care any time soon What do you mean the annoying ass former Quidditch Captain from my year who was low-key my best friend is coming to work here? Without telling me???? She better not expose my likeable qualities. Jesus Christ everytime I see her she looks beautiful and powerful and I adore her. And NO! SHE ABANDONED ME I HATE HER! WHY ARE THE ONLY AVAILABLE SEATS ALWAYS NEXT TO HER!!!! Omg we snorted at each other’s snark during a staff meeting and made eye contact wait what do you mean you sent letters??? Fuck I never even glance at Spinner's mail anymore all my important shit gets sent to a separate safer location so I'm the actual ass that should be hated YEARS LATER Our knees brushed when we sat down and I see you squirming out out of the corner of my eye and oh wow I didn’t notice that tattoo before. (Can edit existing) We’re together so much a student walked up and asked “Are you getting married?” and I made them cry (Minor proofreading) Another magical mistletoe?! But this time in front of the staff and our kiss was a little too deep and everyone’s uncomfortable because I drunkenly said “I love you” to which you equally as drunkenly responded “I love… Pie.” and made me look like a fool (Edit) I’M STILL MAD AT YOU STOP SMILING AT ME DURING MEALS YOU PIE LOVING PIECE OF SHIT (Edit) I walked into your office to ask you a question and got limbs crashing into me and kisses everywhere and I cannot remember that question anymore I guess that student I made cry was right and I should apologise to her.
*snickers as I imagine an AU where Keira babysits the Lannister-Baratheon children* @stannissucks @longmayshereign-cersei
Okay but a plot where two vampire lovers were separated for thousands of years due to a war or just a deliberate plot to ruin their happiness and one of them was put under stasis and locked in a coffin and the other has only been looking for them since they've been apart. And one day they find the coffin and open it and the first rasping breath is taken but the only thing that's on their mind is getting out of that coffin and being in their mate's arms and- All the vampire things.
Okay okay but I was listening to this song and this whole plot for Von just came outta nowhere and for some reason it's got this vibe like it's set in the 1920's but tbh I'll take it in any time period. Buuuut. This wife in her early mid thirties is regretting marrying her 50 something husband who she was married to because her parents were aristocrats and wanted to make sure it stayed that way so they married their precious little girl off to their business partner.
Very unhappy marriage, only money keeping it together, they disagree on everything, he doesn't even want to have the children she wants. He's gone most of the time on "business" often for months on end and when he isn't gone he's beating or yelling at her.
She is miserable. The only good thing about this is she has the money and free time to preoccupy herself out of the mansion she's come to despise and she finds her sense of adventure tends to draw her to dangerous places.
She meets nineteen year old Ivon Gruber in such a place. Leather jacket, beautiful hair and those gorgeous mauve eyes. He's charming, he's courteous and his breath stops when he sees her. Everything her husband is not is standing in front of her and it isn't long before they fall into bed together. Then in love. She loves him, she loves his toddler son he introduces her to, she loves the fast and dangerous life he lives as a young kingpin.
She regrets it, she regrets everything when he tells her he loves her too and she pushes his hair away from his eyes to say "You're young. You have you whole life ahead of you."
And he just goes. "No. No. I have my whole life standing right in front of me."
After that I don't really know but damn do I want this thing
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I kinda want AUs where Keira lives in the wood like Little Red Riding Hood/Fairy Queen/Siren of a lil lake or creek just. Keira in the woods
A concept: Keira, Castor, @lightheartedwarrior Sora & @darkheartedprince Riku all Wii Bowling together.
Bonus: Sevina Snape enters the arena & makes everything worse