#plsplspls

[rythrogon]

FUUUCCKK I CAN NEVER BE NORMAL PPL BITCHES IN SUIT N TIE APPARENTLY

i already posted abt This one last week

but NOW im ALSO finding THIS as well

and what i SHOULD be getting from both of these is "ohoho, how humorous that these serious-seeming hardworking employees have silly little hobbies you wouldnt expect" or "the juxtaposition of the cutesy stuff and the serious business suit makes the cuteness increase like tenfold awws"

but what im GETTING from this is hard

UUUUGH WHY CANT I BE NORMALLL

so cute so CUTE (but similar to the way a high school girl would call her celebrity crush cute)

[gerardwayscrustyeyeshadow]

If they play sunsets tonight I will sell my soul for a dollar and sixty cents on vinted

[normystical]

robot that wants to learn how to be human and learn how to love but eventually finally learns that it doesnt need to be human, it doesnt need to love, its curious and caring, thats all that ever matters, it just being here with us all is enough

[bannedmaid]

9 17 26

9. I rly wanna do like a kidnapping scene sooo bad, like running away or fighting. really heavily lean into the CNC.

17. I think a fair bit of my kinks are ‘taboo’. but in general the one that’s the most controversial is fauxcest

26. funnily enough, fauxcest lol. i wasn’t into it until recently and i always thought it was kinda weird. but i thought more about it and experimented with it and it’s really fun!!! Probably also CNC, but i’ve been into it for so long i can’t remember when or how my views changed, i just remember that i did find it yucky and now i dont.

[sstupidsong]

i need byler smau recs asap

[itsgraciehehe]

erm.. somebody take advantage of me

[itsgraciehehe]

I slide your panties aside on the couch after work just to find out they're soaking wet cause you've been eagerly waiting for me to come home and and touch your cunny so I make you taste your own cunny juice and I ask you how you taste. The I give your cunny a lick too and you instinctively start moving your hips upwards trying to hump my face so I just Carry your lower body and devours your little wet canny swallowing everything because I'm thirsty

soooo are we recreating this or what?

[tamsyandenjinsslutt]

Im so fucking scared rn.. im dying my hair rn and its an auburn/ginger-ish color and IM SO FUCKING SCARED. i want it to turn out like orihime lowk, but knowing my luck im gonna look like the ginger guy from hotel transylvania