#plzdont

[glowinggreenunicorn]

Me,minding my own asexual business:

My cashews:

[xenomorphius69]

just took a shot of bourbon, ripped a bong of leftover clips and zooted a line of klonopin.

feelin’ dangerous.

[myzmak]

but you already did.

[myzmak]

Too late you already did.

[themagicaljourney]

It's amazing how profound an effect someone can have on you even if you've never met.

I'm talking about unsolicited dick pics.

[off-beat-ares]

It genuinely stresses me out when someone tells me I’m funny.

I don’t know man that’s just a lot of pressure.

Like from now on whenever I am around that person I will forever try my hardest to be funny.

Plus it doesn’t help that I’m actually not funny at all... Sometimes I just accidentally think out loud and get lucky.

[robloxroleplayers]

OMG GIMMIE TIME

Alright, I’ve just started @funcyplayz out of inspiration.

@muppetsman~ Please Don’t Rush Meh ^-^

[rockstarcrossing]

scary thing happened i forgot the password to this account last week so i made a new one named it rockstarcrossing then i found out the password to this one then just now i couldn't figure out which of my two e-mails had my REAL blog on it deleted the right account and now i'm happy but rockstarcrossing is now taken so it's rockstarcrosing forever