#pockets meme

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Me: You have cute face. Hamster: Thanks. It has pockets!

[codenamejudas]

"Empty your pockets! If you want.. I'm not exactly a thief so.."

"That's exactly what a thief would say. I would know. Alright, let's see. Got a 'potion of hurt your bones' also known as five hour energy. Some notes on how to reset the clock in the Kia because I can never find the page in the manual. Two buttons, one green, one yellow. So like, lemon-lime flavour. And a toy snake."

[ladyshivs]

You try to mug this asshole and end up giving him ten dollars to get a sandwich and pay bus fare

[superkawaiimothman]

Here’s what’s in Jamie’s pockets. Yes, they steal ketchup and sugar packets from restaurants. 

[erintoknow]

sidestep oc pocket meme looks fun except i can’t art. but i can word, so here’s what’s in Ariadne Becker’s purse:

Burner cellphone, knife, brass knuckles, a library book (romance or sci-fi), a deck of cards, chapstick, compact, assorted candy, a granola bar, a bottle of aspirin, a notebook with some pens, her sunglasses case, a pack of tissues, probably some trash she forgot to throw out, spare hair ties, extra bobby pins, her hrt meds if she's gonna be out for a long period, her cd player and headphones, a wallet with bank and credit cards, a fake id, a roll of dollar bills with some loose change, and finally, her apartment keys on a lanyard.

[codenamejudas]

“Judas, my good man. How much are you carrying in those pockets!” Yin is thoroughly confused by the idea of being able to have a lot of items in such a small space. ~ Kaiju-crimson-storyandask

@kaiju-crimson-storyandask

"Oh hey! Hmm, I got a few very sad looking Cheerios. Old crumpled up shopping list that says 'the good shit' underlined many times. Handful of beads for making a bracelet. And, most importantly, a tiny squeaky hammer." *bonk*

[codenamejudas]

Empty your pockets!

"Oh...I definitely washed these pants with those strawberry candies in the pocket. Oops. Tiny cape and wizard hat I made to put on Froghat. Phone number strip I tore off a poster for someone selling a trailer. I don't want the trailer I just wanted to tear the piece off. And a little pink folding comb-mirror thingy."

[codenamejudas]

Empty your pockets!

"Little bell like what you'd see on a pet collar. I just like the noise it makes. Hot Wheels pull-back Ecto-1. Chunk of wax from a candle I definitely didn't try to chew on. And a single tea bag. I don't usually drink tea but it smelled nice."