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Pip: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection? Grayson: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.

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The Paragon: As your best friend-

Killian: you’re not my best friend.

Paragon: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND

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The Pargon: You should change your passwords to “incorrect”. Then, every time you forget it, the system will remind you, “your password is incorrect”.

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hyper specific poll, Magiford edition

you've been dropped from a balcony

you are the reason your friend always has antacids on their person

there are storage units full of family artifacts

you've called by a weapon an incredibly stupid name (e.g. Truck)

you've put a cat in a onesie

no one knows how old you are

you like tea, but your significant other keeps pressing you to try coffee

you have broken at least five phones on accident

multiple (leave in tags!)

none/ show results (you should check out the magiford trilogies by K.M. Shea)

Voting ended onJun 21, 2023