Pip: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection? Grayson: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.
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Pip: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection? Grayson: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.
The Paragon: As your best friend-
Killian: you’re not my best friend.
Paragon: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND
The Pargon: You should change your passwords to “incorrect”. Then, every time you forget it, the system will remind you, “your password is incorrect”.
hyper specific poll, Magiford edition
you've been dropped from a balcony
you are the reason your friend always has antacids on their person
there are storage units full of family artifacts
you've called by a weapon an incredibly stupid name (e.g. Truck)
you've put a cat in a onesie
no one knows how old you are
you like tea, but your significant other keeps pressing you to try coffee
you have broken at least five phones on accident
multiple (leave in tags!)
none/ show results (you should check out the magiford trilogies by K.M. Shea)