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@incorrect-km-shea-quotes
Wilkins woke up and chose violence
These are not only legitimate, but 179 of them were made by the real, actual Jim Henson Studios.
Henson's pre-21st century humor was ahead of its time, and perhaps ahead of FCC rules.
That is the HEIGHT of comedy right there
It sounded like kermit.
my friend who is sitting in the same room as me just silently emailed me this
Angelique: Look guys, I need help.
Sybilla: Love help?
Elise: Financial help?
Quinn: Emotional help?
Evariste: Help moving a body?
*Everybody staring at Evariste*
Evariste: What? I'm being open-minded and supportive of my apprentice, don't hate.
Mug moment
I'm assuming it's being taken intravenously
Why would you do that with Mug of all the Root Beers? 🤢
@recoiloperated
Mug is too sweet
tiramisu am i right
–Hazel to Killian
Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #magiford twice a day.
Baby Aphrodite
Evariste: Blood loss? No I know exactly where it is
Chloe: You remind me of the ocean. Paragon: Because I'm deep and mysterious? Chloe: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.
Pip: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection? Grayson: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.
Killian : Are you busy? Hazel: No. Killian : Want to do something? Hazel: Why would you try to ruin this for me?
Josh: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life.
Rupert: Please never become a surgeon.
The Paragon: As your best friend-
Killian: you’re not my best friend.
Paragon: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND
Killian: Why dont we start a fire, pull the fire alarm and get everyone out of here?
Hazel: Or we could just pull the fire alarm?
Killian: Without a fire? Thats illegal! Do you want me to get in trouble?
The Pargon: You should change your passwords to “incorrect”. Then, every time you forget it, the system will remind you, “your password is incorrect”.
Hazel: I am convinced Momoko and Felix share a brain cell.
Killian: And it's not in use very often, it seems.
Hazel: Of course we’re in love. That’s why I tried to shoot you.
Killian: If we were really in love, you wouldn't have missed.
