#pogonophobia

[asterixx46]

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[farmer-jean-paul]

Why does no one talk about the Beard Liberation Front and beard liberation as a whole? Especially now among transgender individuals... facial hair does not have to imply gender. For example, bearded genderfluid individuals. Transmasculine people can grow beards if they want, transfeminine people can grow beards if they want, too. Forcing transfeminine individuals to conform to femininity or else they aren't "real women", huh? Sounds like a familiar term. People who follow religions including but not limited to Judaism, Islam, and Sikhism that prefer or require beards for people who can grow them, and prefer or require that they don't shave are often discriminated against in the workforce or government. For example, being forced to shave for wearing PPE, when they could wrap their beard up first before putting on respirators or masks for similar efficacy.

[zmkccommonplace]

Margaret Thatcher had a morbid horror of men with beards, which is called pogonophobia.

Charles Moore, Spectator

[pogonophobe]

Being CLEAN-SHAVEN is much cheaper than sporting a beard.

Getting rid of that stupid beard is one of the best ways to beat the inflation, kick it right in the nuts.

It's such a low maintenance formula that it just boggles my mind why don't more people get rid of that garbage hair on their faces.

These are the things you need for a barebones shaving experience.

A shaving brush which costs less than $3 (you can pick one at a discount store for less than $1),

2) A safety razor is a one-time investment. Shouldn't cost you more than $10 but if you want to splurge, no one is stopping you from enjoying a bit of luxury. Still the average safety razor should last a lifetime, and you could pass it to your adult boys.

3) And of course, you would need a huge stock of stainless steel blades. I always buy in bulk so a small carton of 25 safety razors (25x5 = 125 blades) by Gillette easily lasts me a year or a year and a half. That's less money than buying an avocado toast and a Faggocino at Starbucks. Hint: I haven't set foot in a Starbucks in over 20 years as their coffee stinks big hairy balls.

If you're manly enough to split the blade with your own hands without bleeding yourself, you can use both sides of each blade 3-4 times each. I have never cut myself using each half of the blade.

I always prefer blades that are platinum coated. Titanium even better. Derby is one of my favorite brands but you could never go wrong with Gillette.

I am not a big fan of disposable razors as I find them a waste of money. You can go for one if you're too chicken to split a blade with your own fingers. Also, if you've never shaven before, disposables are a good start.

4) An aftershave lotion or balm.

I prefer Paco Rabane. The tingling feeling of a cool aftershave after you just removed all that hairy mess is the best feeling you can enjoy every morning. I also recommend an Old Spice although I'm bored of its soapy aroma, but it's still considered a classic. You can also go with a Proraso, Fulton & Roark, and Brickell.

An aftershave lotion is the most amazing product you can apply to your face after a shower. Unfortunately, you have to be a clean-shaven man (or at least a mustached man) to enjoy it. The most awesome product in the world is completely useless to bearded manginas, children and women.

Now let's look at the products used by bearded men:

Beard oil: They look like snake oils to me. They're supposed to promote beard growth. Why would I want one? I can grow a fine beard already (God forbid!).

Beard softener creams: Pass! What you really need is a disinfectant to get rid of all those lice and bacteria in your hairy bush.

Beard wax: I could use that to polish my shoes I suppose.

Beard trimmer (electric): I just hate that zzzzz sound. Well, bearded weirdoes, you could use that trimmer to get rid of your entire hairy mess. Every thought of it?

Beard color: of course, who wants to look old with grey hair. You'd never need those expensive dyes if you never had a beard in the first place.

Beard conditioners: now you're taking the piss. Seriously. I don't wish to understand what that conditioner is supposed to do.

Beard styling gels: now that is enough. I don't want to discuss the products used by bearded men anymore. This is a blog for pogonophobia, it's about the intense dislike I have for beards.

Clearly, bearded men waste a lot of time and money on stupid useless products which cost a small fortune. But maybe I don't know any better - I am your friendly neighborhood harmless POGONOPHOBE who dislikes the very sight of beards.

One thing is for sure. Now I know why bearded men are so irresponsible and casual about everything. You cannot expect them to take any task seriously. They spend half their day negotiating that hairy mess on their faces. How can they ever get any work done?

All it takes me is 10 minutes a day to shave properly, 5 minutes if I am really in a hurry.

[pogonophobe]

Beards still suck, and I am HIRING for this blog

Sorry didn't find the time to update this blog in a while. I will be back soon, and I just want to continue to say, "Beards suck big hairy balls", and are a sign of depravity. I will stand by my statement. So, all the budding pogonophobes of the world are welcome to join in and share their experiences (a "pogonophobe" is someone who has a strong and intense dislike of beards).

I recently talked to a freelance writer from a country that I would not name to protect her identity. Unfortunately, she declined because she said it conflicts with her religion where beards are seen as a big deal. While I respect all religions (somewhat!), I don't think any of them makes beards compulsory. God doesn't care, don't you think? So, keeping beards is a man-made construct.

On that note, I am willing to pay $5 per post on pogonophobia (these are going to be very short posts). If anyone's interested, you're welcome to comment here. Let's see what you've got. You should be funny, and I appreciate anyone who's a legend in their own minds. However, your dislike of beards should be authentic like mine. I can spot a fake from a mile.

Believe me, if I could afford to pay more, I would. But I would be back to editing this blog soon

Till then, stay BEARDLESS my friends.

[pogonophobe]

God if I don't see another movie or video with the lead characters sporting a full beard.

Indeed, it will be too soon.

What's wrong, people? Do you know how hideous you guys look?

[pogonophobe]

I firmly believe that if we took just 10 minutes out of our busy schedules to remove that stupid, overgrown beard. half of our problems will solve automatically.

Each day you shave calls for a CELEBRATION.

(the only exception is a mustache: that's the only facial hair that looks respectable.)

Say NO to beards.

[pogonophobe]

Let's put an end to the beard culture

POGONOPHOBIA = an irrational hatred or aversion to beards. POGONOPHOBE = That would be me.

However, I'm not anti-beard, per se. My own family members sport a designer stubble or a full-fledged Abraham Lincoln. It's just that you really need to be an Abraham Lincoln to carry that look. Only 1 percent men perhaps deserve to keep a beard because it matches their personalities.

The main reason I favor the beardless look is because I am a huge proponent of the 90s decade. It was a pinnacle for fashion, music, style, movies, and every other parameter.

Say NO to beards.

(Well-groomed mustaches are the only acceptable facial hair).