#poip

[mortifiedandawesome]

It's just that, there are a dozen cars around me. I am absolutely nowhere near a tree. And this happened also immediately after washing my car the other weekend. They have all of the domain of the air and the surrounding vicinity.

The fuck

[incorrectdnb]

Expunged: We will be using code names. You can address me as “Eagle One.”

Expunged: Bandu, code name: “Been there, done that.”

Expunged: Brobgonal is “Currently doing that.”

Expunged: Barbu is “It happened once in a dream.”

Expunged: Poip is “If I had to pick a dude.”

Expunged: Hellbreaker is... “Eagle Two.”

Hellbreaker: Oh thank goodness.

[jayfitzmaurice]

poip

~ J. Fitz

[incorrectdnb]

Expunged: Ah, a brand new baby day is born. Freshly spanked, filled with the promise of adventure and the hope of inflicting pain.

Poip: Yay, pain!

[poipcoin]

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[incorrectdnb]

Brobgonal: What’s our evil plan today, Expunged?

Expunged: We’re gonna go to the bar and start deciding what we will drink when we get to the fucking cashier.

Poip: After, I’ll send mine back for almond milk!

Expunged: Don’t be an ass.

[incorrectdnb]

Expunged: If you’re saying I play favorites, you’re wrong. I love all my minions equally.

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(earlier that day)

Expunged: I don’t care for Poip.

[incorrectdnb]

Dave: Knowledge is power.

Expunged: Seize him. Cut his throat.

(Dave finds himself swarmed by Bambi Minions with knives)

Expunged: Stop! Oh wait, I’ve changed my mind. Let him go. Step back three paces, turn around, close your eyes.

(The Bambi Minions do as told)

Expunged: Power is power.