Read Pinned Please

⚠️ POKÉPHILIA WARNING ⚠️ 18+ A blog run by a Zoroark who's endlessly fascinated by humans, exploring human/Pokémon relationships from the Pokémon side of things.~ Main blog to @professor-redwood

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Intro Post!

Please read before following! <3

(Warning for unreality because most of this blog is run in-character!)

So, um, hi, I'm a Zoroark. Don't really have a name, but you can call me Slate! Because in a way, I'm a blank slate to project your fantasies onto.~ (And also my fur is slate gray, ha ha)

For as long as I can remember I've been just fascinated by humans. My dream is to have a loving trainer who'll give me all the affection they can and I'd be sure to return the favor. And yes, that includes... you know.~ But of course I'm open to my fellow Pokémon as well!

As for me, by human standards I'd probably be in my mid-twenties? I'm a cis male, bisexual, a top but not all that dominant. I'll suck your dick or eat you out before I put my knot in you, and I like being pinned down and ridden as much as I like taking charge, that kind of thing. :3

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I know DNIs don't really work, but I guess you'll find out soon enough if my blog is your thing or not. Your mileage may vary as they say.

This blog is trans-inclusive on principle but doesn't really lean into trans themes or gender themes in general. Open-minded, just not particularly interested. Sorry! If you want to see something specific you can always send in a request.~

If you're only here for the Pokémon stuff, feel free to blacklist the #offtopic tag.

For my preferences and off-limits stuff check below.~

The "hell yes"-es

Anything with my regular, Zoroark form!

Affection / romance or friends/teammates-with-benefits

All kinds of oral

Knotting

Light ball play

Multiple rounds / overstimulation

Public sex / exhibitionism (my illusions can keep a secret!)

Stealth sex / secretly teasing/pleasuring my partner

Breeding (iffy on pregnancy, eggs are okay)

Cock milking

Light medical play (no needles or drugs)

Certain incest / fauxcest (siblings, cousins or mom/son)

Talking Pokémon

Non-verbal but still sapient Pokémon

The "nope"-s

Flirting with the human behind the blog

Transforming others (can't do it)

Gender transformation

Dubcon / noncon

Underage / ageplay

Vore

Hyper / inflation

Hardcore dom/ownership/petplay (please call me a good boy though~)

Watersports / scat / farting

Mpreg

Omegaverse

Heavy bondage (a little is fine)

Heavy biting/scratching (it's fine if there's no lasting wound)

Forcefem/forcemasc/detrans, cis/trans/male/female supremacy, degradation, humiliation, misgendering, slurs, all that stuff

Cheating/NTR

Non-sapient Pokémon

DNI (or just know I don't vibe with you)

Minors (instant block)

Antis

Radfems and anyone else who buys into their beliefs (yes even if you're part of a group they usually hate)

IRL zoophiles (or people who lump Poképhilia in with zoophilia) and pedos/"MAPs"

Homo-/biphobes, transphobes, sexists (yes misandrists too. I'm literally a man so why are you even here)

Mogai, radqueer, microlabel or "egg culture" supporters

Therians/otherkin (as in you actually believe you're an animal, rp stuff is fine)

For anything else, it doesn't hurt to ask!

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Would like to hear about your favorite bird mon (and why).

(Gonna answer this OOC if that's okay with you! The answer would be similar for Slate too anyway.

I tend to like the larger birds. Also just assume everything applies for both male and female 'mon, gender doesn't really matter here.

The most obvious examples are Blaziken, Decidueye and Quaquaval. I don't really care about their pre-evos in terms of attraction but I guess they're cute.

I'm generally not that into feral-build characters (I say build because some people also use "feral" to mean non-sapient and that's always off limits to me) but there are exceptions. That includes a good few bird Pokémon!

There's the legendary birds, especially Articuno and its Galarian variant. Both are gorgeous and I just think they can get it. :3

Lugia I know is a popular pick and I can definitely see why, but it just doesn't do much for me for some reason.

Mandibuzz I feel is underrated. I love the tough girl vibes she gives off, you just know she'd be a loyal partner who's not afraid to stand her ground. Yeah she has a spiky bone skirt that could get in the way, but she can always take it off.

Chatot could be fun to play around with. They could mimic all kinds of voices and sounds. Too bad most of the fandom just thinks of the one from PMD: Explorers.

I also love Honchkrow, they're pretty and they know what they want.

Others include Staraptor, Talonflame, Swellow, Archeops and of course Corviknight! All really nice designs that I also have no trouble finding attractive. :3

It helps that I'm not grossed out by the idea of fucking a cloaca, in fact I'm very open to it. I like to think even the more anthro birds like the starters have one. That's part of why gender matters so little here too tbh.)

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(Not gonna put this on a reblog of someone else's post but I do feel like a centrist of kink sometimes lol. I'm into monsterfucking and furries and orientation play and incest and medical play and casual sex and exhibitionism but only if it's all 100% consensual and with at least a little bit of wholesomeness added in. Meanwhile I see a lot of my followers being into bondage or dubcon or intox or ferals or forcefem or some flavor of supremacy and feel like I'm vanilla compared to most people here.)

[oh-hey-look-a-open-journal]

People need to draw more pokemon hanging out nakeyy

Like they do not wear clothes (except scrafty i guess) like your lucario standing next to you would absolutly have their sheath or cookie just out in the open like a wild creature, probably naturally getting hard ons in public too but no one really caring about it cause again, natural for a wild beast like them to do that normaly out in nature

Anyway in conclusion draw your pokemon with gentials non sexually in public because its adorable and also fucking awesone

[falinkslover]

A bit out of character, but if you're in the United States you should contact your government representatives to tell them not to support the KIDS act. Celebrate the 4th of July early by doing your part to combat fascism.

[spiciestmango]

Someone needs to make a pokemon porn game where you complete the pokedex by making each one cum really cute till their legs or body give out and they faint surrounded in yalls fluids top or bottom or both all viable

no one would be able to hear from me for months. If it existed im going shiny hunting with my own knot till i get a wellness check on the door

[falinkslover]

Holding two roma tomatoes in one hand while I'm making a snack.

Losing track of what I was doing because I imagine the tomatoes are the heavy full balls of my Pokemon partner.

Late back to work because of thinking about Pokemon balls.

[terribly-kept-secret]

Horny Zoroark headcanon: due to the nature of illusions that the species can procure, it is entirely possible for a horny zoroark to make themselves and their partner "invisible" by projecting a false image over them both to passerby, meaning you can totally have raunchy public sex without being caught! Be forwarned, as wild zoroark also know of this, so keep that in mind mext time you go hiking and hear strange noises in the woods!

Ooh so you could be on a bench fucking eachother silly but all passerbys see is the two of you having a chat. Oh that's hot, i like (consensual) exhibitionism/voyeurism quite a bit.

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Slate gets a particular Zoroark that looks a bit off color from usual Zoroarks... Shorter, and shy. He looks up at Slate, and gives a veeeery shy wave!

;3 Slate can either pamper the Zork, lewd the Zork, or do whatever he wants with the Zork ;3c

Not sure if you mean he's shiny or something else, but he sounds so cute! <3 I don't think I'd be able to resist having a fun time with him... :3

Don't worry though! I'd treat him well before, during and after.~

[falinkslover]

There is not *nearly* enough love for bird pokemon. Not just Blaziken - like Talonflame, Articuno, Staraptor, even Pidgeot.

I'm not super into the birds, at least not in the usual pokefucker way. I'm open to some propaganda about them, but alas, I'm not the Arcanine campaigning for more birds.

[pokefucker-mcgee]

A lot of Pokémon don't get enough love. This is one of them

Haxorus

Looks big and terrifying, is a dragon type. What more do I really need to say? I'm swooning just thinking about being railed into oblivion by this big bad beauty 😍

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(I especially like how the 'dex goes out of its way to specify they're usually nice. Makes them even better partner material.)

[which-pokemon-would-you-fuck]

Galarticuno is genuinely one of the least fuckable Pokemon around. I think most of you are lying.

Some people really wanna fuck birds i guess, we have to face the truth together

[super-paper-mario-lover]

Marry your pokemon

No, not so you can legally fuck them. That's just an added benefit.

But to see unbridled joy on your best friend's face when you propose.

So you can spend your life with your starter.

To settle down and have litters/broods/clutches of baby pokemon.

Cuddle every night, and wake up being spooned in the morning.

Hearing clingy noises when you get ready for work.

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(I'd love to try my hand at writing a Team Rocket + Meowth smut oneshot but I feel like I haven't seen enough of the anime to have a good grasp on their characters, let alone in English.)

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(Thanks to @falinkslover for the idea, maybe this'll get me out of my writing block once I have more time.

Which fic should I write (or finish) first?

Lucario (M) and Mienshao (M) invite their trainer (M) to a threesome

Trainer (M) accidentally asks his Blaziken (F) to have sex, they roll with it

Incineroar (M) and Meowscarada (M) on vacation

Toxtricity (M), Obstagoon (M) and Rillaboom (M) backstage at a rock concert

Zeraora (M) with a wildlife photographer (F) - already WIP

Prof. Redwood (M) and Fay the Braixen/Delphox (F) - for the sideblog

Zoroark (M) breeding several Pokémon (F) and maybe the Breeder themselves

Zoroark (M) getting "treated" by Nurse Joy (F)

Casual Poképhilia World

Something else (leave a comment/reblog)

Voting ended onJun 14

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(Looks like we have a winner and my WIP is in second place, nice!)

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(Thanks to @falinkslover for the idea, maybe this'll get me out of my writing block once I have more time.

Which fic should I write (or finish) first?

Lucario (M) and Mienshao (M) invite their trainer (M) to a threesome

Trainer (M) accidentally asks his Blaziken (F) to have sex, they roll with it

Incineroar (M) and Meowscarada (M) on vacation

Toxtricity (M), Obstagoon (M) and Rillaboom (M) backstage at a rock concert

Zeraora (M) with a wildlife photographer (F) - already WIP

Prof. Redwood (M) and Fay the Braixen/Delphox (F) - for the sideblog

Zoroark (M) breeding several Pokémon (F) and maybe the Breeder themselves

Zoroark (M) getting "treated" by Nurse Joy (F)

Casual Poképhilia World

Something else (leave a comment/reblog)

Voting ended onJun 14

[zygardes-wife-and-girlfriend]

Nothing is more cute than a pokemon partner getting excited during sex. The wagging tails and the cute little noises they make when their trainers touch them so intimately... cute excited pokemon <3