Cass | 32 | Denmark | AO3: TheWeirdDane

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[pokefucker-mcgee]

New pinned post time, yay!

Hello! It is your demented Pokéfucker, Cass, here :D I thought I should give a "proper" introduction, and what better way to do that than using the 'pinned post' function?

MINORS, DNI!!!

Name: Cass, am born in 1994

I'm a (mostly) cis girl, with some wiggle room for delightful gender fuckery :3 Sexuality wise, I consider myself pan, and I'm engaged to a beautiful and equally deranged trans woman form the US of A. The distance, I tell ya; it is ROUGH 😭😭 I also have a super cute boyfriend, ALSO in America... I don't know why I do this to myself 😭 At least they live together, so that makes things easier......... 🫠

anyway

Location: Denmark

I'm always so fine with horny asks and DMs, so long as you respect my hard limits, which I will be listing in a minute, and the fact that there won't be romance!

YES GOOD GIVE ME MORE (in no particular order): Knotting, oviposition, (soft) vore, cannibalism, the whole spectrum of BDSM, size difference, age gaps, pokephillia (what else am I here for????), dub-con / non-con, mind break, mind control, hypnosis, lowkey forceful transitioning ???? in all directions, eggpreg / eggnancy, groups / gangbangs / orgies, cervix penetration. There's probably more, but these are my BIG BUTTONS to press if you want to reduce me to a mewling, squirming mess 😇😇😇😇😇😇 which you totally should

HARD NO DO NOT INTERACT DO NOT GO DO NOT COLLECT: Realistic pregnancy (eggs are fine though!), scat, vomit, needles, anything teeth related, amputation / extreme body horror. I can't think of anything more right this instant, but if you have a kink / fetish not listed here, and you want to interact with me and that kink, always always always feel free to send an ask or a DM to check with me :D

With all the horny stuff out of the way, I can say that I also do commissions, as well as requests. If you have a request and want to send it via an ask, please put [REQUEST] somewhere in there so I know you're not just being horny about a certain idea :D For commissions, please DM me! I don't bite unless you ask me to <3

Here's a link to my commissions post!

And here's a link to my AO3!

Now all that's left to say is that I hope you have a lovely day / evening, and I look forward to interacting with you! <3

[pokefucker-mcgee]

Tell us horny thoughts you had for pokemon in general

This is a bit broad request 😅 But I mean, if they're big and scary-looking, then I'm almost guaranteed to be on my knees for 'em~

[pokefucker-mcgee]

When you play the pokemon games do you ever want to get gang banged by your team?~

Oh goodness yes~ Most of the time, in fact! 😅

My team in Pokémon Legends Z-A is, and has more or less always been:

Arbok

Feraligatr

Absol

Camerupt

Talonflame

Noivern

And I would fuck all of them in a heartbeat <333

[pokefucker-mcgee]

heyheyhey being absolutely wrecked by lapras's cold tongue...

Ooughhhh, that's what I NEED right now 😵‍💫 I am meltingggg, and I'm sure Lapras knows a way or two to cool me down... especially using that cold cold tongue 🥵

[pokefucker-mcgee]

PokéPornPoll time!

(Inspired by both @falinkslover and @zork-dork, I'm making my own poll <3 (Sorry for tagging you, I hope that's not annoying ;A; ))

What would you like to see me finish first (commissions aside)?

Professor Cerise (M) getting railed by Ninetales (M), C's wife watches

Hypno (M) and Drowzee (M) helping trainer (F) fall asleep (somnophilia)

Charizard (M) having sex with with his virgin Trainer (F)

Safari Zone (probably multiple chapters?) x Trainer (F)

Team Rocket and their Illegal Underground Sex Work Ring

Another instalment of Nurse Joy ~helping~ Pokémon

Something else? Comment / reply / send a DM / ask <3

Voting ended onJun 14

This could also be a sort of milestone celebration? I hit 300 followers at some point (314, to be precise, as of this moment), and I'm so happy to have you all on board~! Thank you for your trust, support, and your interactions ;v;

[pokefucker-mcgee]

And so, I shall continue working on my Team Rocket and their Illegal Underground Sex Work Ring 😌 I hope you all will like it when it's up!

[pokefucker-mcgee]

I'm too into Corbeau, he's clogging up my brain 😵‍💫 And I don't want to clog up y'all's dash with Corbeau content if you don't want it. Therefore:

Should I make a (horny) sideblog for my Corbeau thirst and, eventually, Corbeau content?

Yes! It's more organized + easier to separate pokefile from non-pokefile content

Nah it's all good, keep it to the main blog

Voting ended onJun 15

No matter which option wins, I'm going to tag everything as appropriately as I can!

[pokefucker-mcgee]

The people have spoken, and so it shall be one big mess of pokephile and Corbeau content on this here blog 😌

[freakyscientist]

Hear me out

Vampire Corbeau

Werewolf Grisham

Both possessive in their own ways and both desire you so they have an agreement to share, but that doesn’t mean they’re not gonna be possessive little freaks about it

Oh my god yes absolutely

Although I would argue one thing differently, and that is vampire Grisham and werewolf Corbeau.

Vampires are heavily associated with catholicism, guilt, isolation and aristocracy. Grisham, who was born in the highest ranks of team Flare and became an outcast trying redeem himself makes for the PERFECT vampire.

While Corbeau, who came from nothing and had to claw his way to the top, is the perfect werewolf. Biting and forcing his way through a system that didn’t want him until it had no other choice but to accept him.

It even adds to their preexisting conflict, of Corbeau resenting Grisham for being born into everything he always wanted, and Grisham resenting Corbeau for successfully finding his way into the life that Grisham failed to hold onto.

[freakyscientist]

Oh my god Corbeau capturing you and giving you to Grisham as an olive branch. You’re just a stranger, a mere casualty, but when instead of killing you Grisham actually falls in love. When you stick around and Corbeau sees you more and more, the way it would eat him alive that he had you in his claws and then he gave you up. He could have had you all to himself, and yet because of his own mistake now he needs to share with Grisham

[yaoiconnoisseur]

Hello hello

bsky

[yaoiconnoisseur]

I’m never drawing a pool table again.

[pokefucker-mcgee]

I haven't really made any recent art of it but you can have an old reference sheet and a moodboard! <3

Oh I LOVE it 🥺 What an absolute cutie!!

[xxkissmysnoutxx]

yayyy!!! i really don't talk about it nearly enough but i think about them a lot 🥺

[pokefucker-mcgee]

With no pressure on your part attached to this reblog, you can ALWAYS inbox / DM me about it 🥺 I know the feeling of not talking nearly enough about stuff you're really into, and I want to encourage you to do that~ If you're comfortable with it, of course! There's NO pressure whatsoever <3

[pokefucker-mcgee]

How would you feel about a arcanine mounting you and then a mega houndoom fucking your mouth

I would simply be in HEAVEN 🥵 good lorddddd that would be SO HOT...

[pokefucker-mcgee]

I haven't really made any recent art of it but you can have an old reference sheet and a moodboard! <3

Oh I LOVE it 🥺 What an absolute cutie!!

[pokefucker-mcgee]

I'm too into Corbeau, he's clogging up my brain 😵‍💫 And I don't want to clog up y'all's dash with Corbeau content if you don't want it. Therefore:

Should I make a (horny) sideblog for my Corbeau thirst and, eventually, Corbeau content?

Yes! It's more organized + easier to separate pokefile from non-pokefile content

Nah it's all good, keep it to the main blog

Voting ended onJun 15

No matter which option wins, I'm going to tag everything as appropriately as I can!

[freakyscientist]

Yes Corbeau being into shibari! Getting tied up by his partner right before work so hes wearing it all day under his clothes. Hes smol so I imagine their partner can probably pick him up and throw him around with the rope as handles. Sweet smol thing he is.

*gnaws on bars of my cage*

Using the rope as handles to toss the short king around is such an enlightened take actually oh my god, I bestow upon you my highest badge of honour: Have a glow in the dark star.

Corbeau asking you to make some of the knots tighter both so it can leave marks on his skin and so that the constant pressure would make him feel like you were indirectly holding him. Which would leave this man rock hard all day, I tell you.

Also him sending you pictures of his shirt slightly unbuttoned to show off a little hint of the ropes under his skin, along with a message of how much he misses you and of everything that he wants you to do to him.

[freakyscientist]

Need more sub corbeau content. Not enough flustered sub/bottom content for that short man who is probably touch starved and needy, doesn't like having to beg for it but will for the right person

The fact that he's always in charge, always in control, makes it very tempting for Corbeau to finally have a safe enough space where he can let go of those reins.

It's all about the trust, really. For the man whose mind is always racing with ways to make sure everything goes smoothly to trust someone enough to give all of that up completely. To be blindfolded and tied up and completely at your mercy in a way he's not to anyone else.

There's something very special about the man who only ever commands, never asks, to beg. To be so vulnerable and open about how much he needs you, to openly ask for it without any of the power that his presence usually commands.

And better yet, to have you deny him until he can't take it anymore.

[freakyscientist]

The men of Lumiose EAT pussy and I will die on this hill.

You’re absolutely right and you should say it, it’s their favourite meal and also Corbeau comes from eating pussy send tweet

[freakyscientist]

Walk with me here. Corbeau with very sharp teeth either as body mods or just bc he’s a born freak like that

Combines well with the split tongue too this dude is halfway to just being an arbok at this point

(And maybe it’s just cause I want him to bite me. So what. Sue me. The man wants to bite and I plan to enable him)

YOURE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT

Corbeau absolutely deserves the sharp teeth, plus he’s 100% a biter. ​You’ll barely be able to see any skin from beneath all the bite marks he’s leaving on you.

He cannot keep his hands or his teeth off his dearest to save his life, and the fact that the marks he leaves are that much more recognisable because of his teeth add to the appeal so much. If you gasp and moan every time he bites you, then the enabling is absolutely done. He’s biting harder, more often, sometimes even in public. Especially if he’s jealous.

Also, I can see him tying up his love and just biting his way down their body, letting them squirm and beg for more only for him to ignore their pleas completely. He’s moving at his own pace here, and that seeing how much you need more is half the fun for him.