My fucking boss is great. Some guy forgot to sign and leave a tip, so my manager took the receipt out to him and said "You need to sign and leave a tip." The guy signed it and said "you do it."
My manager charged him $3.50 for a tip and told me "He told me to do it,I should have put like 30 dollars on there."
Another guy told me "as cute as I am, he wished he could tip me" but apparently his friend was paying and told him not to tip me.
A minute later he held out the change that I gave him (it was only 75 cents) and looked at me and said "This is for you, okay? It's all for you. Don't forget my face I'll be back sometime."
Some nights I actually really like dealing with drunk people.