After you're done with at least one episode... go under the cut 😁
This poll is set in a Danganronpa style court room! Get ready my Tumblr fans!
Guys, we need to make Hell Resources a FANDOM! I need your help Tumblrs! Help me beat Erebus to it! 😡
Quick 👏🏻 recap 👏🏻 via gifs, people!
Me, Lucifer Samuel Morningstar, the Immortal Influencer
I look like Nagito Komaeda but sound like Steve Buscemi. That's 2 points! Bonus points (3+) for seeing Hajime Hinata as Hades with Jeff Garlin's voice! His Tumblr handle here: @hadesplutohellresources
REMINDER: Hell Resources is NOT A MUSICAL! Hazbin Hotel is, which "Blondie" can shove his depression ass, my Komaeda plays with fucking CORPSES! 😆
Quick fact sheet: My birthday is February 28th, I blow up Looney Tunes style with sea salt, and if you answered in my last poll of me as an actual fandom, YOU ARE AWESOME SAUCE ❤️
Hades Pluto, the lazy ass King of the Underworld
Hades again. Hajime Hinata appearance with the beautiful voice of Jeff Garlin. 2 base points if you didn't get it the first time! 3+ bonus points if you DID get it before this gif!
REMINDER: Hell Resources is NOT A DISNEY MOVIE! Hades tells people to fuck off unlike Mr. Pilot Light from the Disney Hercules! Aside from that...no fucking stitch of James Woods in HR HADES. 👏🏻 EVER. 👏🏻
Quick fact sheet: His birthday is November 7th, he is allergic to red roses specifically, and for all my Hajimes out there...you are golden! Thank you for recognizing Hades as a hell of a boss!
Erebus, God of the Void and other thingys
If you have just envisioned Yami Bakura in a Danganronpa style courtroom, 2 points! If you dyed his hair black in your mind... that's 3+ bonus points! Even more bonus points for my Yu-Gi-Oh abridged fans out there! Erebus' handle: @erebushellresources
REMINDER: Hell Resources is NOT an extent of YGO abridged. Martin that is your fucking problem! 😆 But seriously, if you envision any British accent with Erebus...you are ready to part of our fandom!
Quick fact sheet: His birthday is December 9th, his catchphrase is "I did deserve that...", and he is very suave...your basic David Gilmour/James Bond spy in the void thingy. If you for one second thought of Ted Lewis right away with him...KUDOS! You're almost at the finish line here with building our Hell Resources podcast FANDOM!
Tartarus, God of the Underworld (torture included!)
Think of Andrei Vasilevski but with having the appearance of both Sonia and Tanaka. If you actually understand any of that...2 points! 3+ bonus points if you know about the Tampa Bay Lightning! Tar is our super special awesome HR goalie basically. His Russian accent works like a charm in every torture session he hosts. Tartarus' handle is here: @tartarushellresources
REMINDER: Hell Resources follows all the Spotify Podcast requirements so we don't do anything stupid. Also, Tartarus is NOT 👏🏻 A 👏🏻 WOMAN! He is a GOD. OF TORTURE AND SHIT.
Quick fact sheet: His birthday is July 25th, he is an exact birthday buddy of Vasi, he is allergic to the earth, and for all my hockey fans...GOTCHA! Welcome to Hell Resources! You don't need to know anime to crack a joke around here! 😆
All right HR fandom...are you ready for the biggest poll in Tumblr century?
No? Me either...
Ok so in review...did you listen to Hell Resources yet? If not...will you now?
FUCK YEAH! NAGITO CHAN!
I did already good sir!
I will, but I only get the Yu-Gi-Oh shit...
I will, but I only get the Danganronpa shit...
I will! Period!
I will Lucifer, calculate my fucking points
HELL RESOURCES FANDOM CONFIRMED!
Voting ended onFeb 7
Took me HOURS my friends...to make this post. Hours. So unless again, you want this weasel to haunt your phone~ vote correctly~!
Bonus: Interactive poll for the next chapter (think choose your own adventure)
All righty, here I go! By popular demand...I write the FIRST CHAPTER of my fanfic based on popular demand for Black Butler SVU! 😆
In a world of angels and demons, there is a justice system within the human race. These are their stories...
*dun dun*
MANHATTAN SVU HEADQUARTERS
Olivia: *walks into the office* Morning guys. *Slams coffee down*
Fin: Now what did that coffee ever do to you, Liv?
Olivia: *sighs* Gave me a long, Fin. Ok guys we got a cold case that just opened up.
Amanda: You mean...the Michaelis Case?
Nick: Now I just got back from the force so uh...catch me up to speed here?
Carisi: *walks in, throws his ADA jacket down on a chair* Guys we got a fucking problem here. This is worse than the Wino Junko Case! We need to dig deep with this one...*paces around the room*
Olivia: Ok Carisi, what do we do with this one?
Carisi: ...We gotta actually talk to the actual victim about this case... despite taking the chance this might compromise the case.
Fin: Hey if that means talking to a kid with an eye patch on, I'm down.
Amanda: *raises an eyebrow* Who the hell are we ACTUALLY talking to?
Olivia: Someone that we shouldn't talk to... Sebastian Michaelis...
*dun dun*
THE PHANTOMHIVE MANOR
Sebastian: Young Master, are you ready for Miss Olivia Benson to come visit the Manor?
Ciel: Yes, Sebastian. Are you?
Sebastian: Very funny. All right now, Ciel, we must get ourselves prepared for Sonny Carisi. He will help us with our case.
Ciel: That he will...and Benson will too correct?
Sebastian: Her and I...we go way back...eons ago. That's all I can say your majesty. *Smiles*
Ciel: *narrows eyes* I hate when you don't tell me shit. *Sees Olivia and Carisi come into the door* Ahh yes, come. Come in Manhattan SVU.
Olivia: *nods* Hi, my name is Olivia Benson. *Turns to see Sebastian* Sebastian... it's been a while.
Sebastian: *grins* Yes it has Miss Benson. Why don't you take off your coat? Young Master Ciel Phantomhive here will show you all the case files. This will not compromise the case.
Carisi: What the hell?! How is this NOT gonna compromise the case?! Bad enough you guys are involved in your own case!
Ciel: Enough talk Carisi, here are the files from the rest of my servants. I am the Queen's Underdog after all, so these files should suffice the human world.
Amanda: *bangs the door open* CARISI! YOU WENT WITHOUT ME?! YOU KNOW THIS GUY IS A DEMON TRYING TO EAT HIS KID RIGHT!
Olivia: AMANDA! In my office after interviewing Michaelis!
Amanda: Copy that captain...
Olivia: *looks through the files with Carisi* So guys can you fill us in on your case?
Ciel: Yes. Olivia, you must be prepared for Grell Sutcliffe and the Undertaker to pop out of the woodwork...we put together a task force of our own if needed in order to face our foes from time to time...one of them in this case... unfortunately is one of your own. He used to be my age...but now has snuck into the Bronx to make a police task force...Alois Trancy.
Sebastian: *catches his tea before spilling it* Oh my goodness! Trancy! I thought we...
Ciel: We did Sebastian. You must find someone that knows the Bronx inside and out...
Olivia: Ok Amanda, Carisi, CALL BRUNO. He might know Trancy! Go! Anything else I should know about?
Sebastian: *takes Olivia's chin and lifts it up a touch* My sweet blue rose...beneath the blue line lies the passionate fruit of vigilante justice. Make sure Ciel Phantomhive is in protective custody with our guardians...while you take care of your own...
Olivia: *heart races* Damn you're good looking.
Sebastian: I know. *Chuckles* But to be frank dear Benson...Young Master needs our help. He has been destroyed mentally by his own human kind...find the orphanage that put him in that cage.
Olivia: *nods* Understood. Send the copies to my office and--
Ciel: *laughs* Why don't you two lovebirds actually go to Manhattan? Maybe Sebastian can walk down memory lane~
Sebastian: *blushes* Young--MASTER!
Olivia: Ciel... underneath the royal role you play...I know how traumatized you really are. I want you to take care of yourself.
Ciel: *winks* I do. Very much so.
Sebastian: *sighs* Earl grey for you sire...before I walk into the SVU headquarters.
Ciel: *sips* Thank you Sebastian. Don't forget how much you mean to me...both of you.
Olivia: *nods* Once we bring Alois Trancy to justice...once and for all...I will never forget.
*dun dun*
SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS ENTERS MANHATTAN SVU HEADQUARTERS
Olivia: Now guys, do we have Bruno here?
Bruno: Yep. Present!
Olivia: Good. Fill Mr. Michaelis in on the Michaelis Case in the Bronx while I talk to Amanda for a second...
Amanda: *enters the office with Olivia* Captain...I know I was out of line...but how do we know these people even exist? I mean...they could all just be spirits!
Olivia: *puts on her glasses* I suggest you read your files before making accusations about the Phantomhives. This case has been since the early 1800s in England...
Amanda: *scoffs* Seriously? Are we actually opening up a case close to Jack the Ripper?! It's bad enough we have the Wino Junko Case going absolutely nowhere! WHY DO WE HAVE THIS CASE ANYWAY?! *slams hands on the desk*
Olivia: *eye to eye with Amanda* Amanda...you do understand that just because we're friends ... doesn't mean you get to say whatever the fuck you want and have me let it slide all the time, right? This case involves a molested child in England...who happens to be royalty. Just like ANY. DAMN. CASE.
Amanda: *sighs frustrated* You're dating that demon aren't you? You have to be careful with Sebastian. He is not from our world...
Olivia: *doesn't leave her gaze* That is irrelevant to this case, Rollins AND YOU KNOW IT. Sebastian is an asset to our team because he's timeless. Did I ever bring up Carisi when you had a case?
Sebastian: *bows to the rest of the crew while Olivia and Amanda are talking* Good morning gentlemen...*sees the IAB lady* and ladies. I apologize! That's the other way around! It is an honor to meet the team of SVU.
Bruno: Nice to meet you too big man.
Fin: Yeah yous lucky dog. I ain't no demon but I can kick some ass.
Nick: *raises an eyebrow* Sebastian Michaelis huh? Nice name man. Where did you get it?
Sebastian: *sighs* Ciel's dog. Unfortunately.
Carisi: *chuckles* For a handsome rover like you? Heh heh... alright so uh...I went over the files, Bas. What's your next move?
Sebastian: Do your police work. In the meantime, I will convince Barba to take Mr. Trancy as his client.
Fin: I got your back man. So no 1pp in this case right?
Sebastian: For as long as you can. I will deal with the 1pp after that if Miss Benson runs into any trouble with the organization.
Bruno: Ok so um...Bas ok? That nickname?
Sebastian: *smirks* Like I would have a humanly choice...
Bruno: I'll take that as a yes...um so on MY END Bas, that Tracy kid? He hooked up with one of my old cop buddies in the Bronx and decided to make that guy immortal somehow. I don't know how the heck that got written into a DD5.
Sebastian: *chuckles* Try being me for a day defending my young Master. *Throws knives at the FBI coming in*
Bruno: SHIT MAN WARN ME FIRST BEFORE YOU THROW BUTTER KNIVES!
Fin: *shrugs* At least they're butter knives. I can deal with that moneybags!
FBI: Is Olivia Benson here?
Sebastian: *blinks* Miss Benson? I'm not sure who you're referring to lads...
As the FBI interrupts Olivia and Amanda, Olivia discusses the high profile case of Ciel Phantomhive.
*dun dun*
GRELL SUTCLIFFE MEETS RAFAEL BARBA IN HIS OFFICE
Grell: Ahh~ Barba darling! So wonderful to see you! Although Bassy is sooo much better looking!
Barba: I'm sure. *Smirk* So let's get this party started. And I am defending Alois Trancy for what reason precisely?
Grell: For being part of the most important task force of the SVU police of course~! I've been trying to get this little shit for years...and we have! But somehow he just...came back! *Turns away scoffing* Never thought that brat would try the modern world!
Barba: Sometimes with criminals, Grell...they are willing to go far and beyond their own morals to achieve their goals. When do I start defending Mr. Trancy?
Grell: When I sweet talk his butler into you becoming an asset~ *giggles* But I could also use the chainsaw method. It's easier~
Barba: ...use the chainsaw last. Won't look good for my record. Ok...then it's a deal.
Grell and Barba shake hands. The trap is set for Alois Trancy.
*law and order theme music 🎶*
*credits*
EPILOGUE
Alois: Oooh looks like the goons in New York are ready to play-yay~
END SCENE
Chapter One is Done! Pick what happens in Chapter Two!
Barba meets with Trancy
Sebastian reveals his love to Benson
Amanda discovers the Undertaker by digging too deep in files
A recent SVU case connects the dots to the Michaelis Case during the trial
Voting ended onFeb 26
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THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR READING! I'm gonna make Hades make a fanfic bc I can! 😜
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All guys so far we have CONFIRMED Hell Resources is now a FANDOM! 🥳
Under the cut...you might ask?
Now it's time for me to fucking calculate someone's points cuz...yeah who picked that one btw? Giving me homework 🥴
Anyway people, here are your official points chart. Calculate. 👏🏻
Part One
✨ Nagito Buscemi - 2 Base Points (Appearance of Komaeda with a ratty voice)
✨ Hajime Garlin - 3 Bonus Points (Appearance of Hinata for Hades with a boisterous voice)
✨ Following Hades the God Himself - 5 Bonus Points for each social. One for Tumblr, One for Instagram (handle: @hadesplutohellresources)
Part Two
✨ Hajime Garlin Reminder - 2 Base Points (In case you missed it, but 5 Bonus Points if you got it right away!)
✨ James Woods Syndrome - 3 Bonus Points (Only earned when not associating Hades with James Woods from the Disney Hercules movie)
✨ "I Got It!" GIF - 3 Bonus Points (For my Dangans and mystery people out there)
✨ Hell of a Boss - 5 Bonus Points For Each Social Handle (One for Tumblr, One for Instagram) @hadesplutohellresources
Part Three
If you have just envisioned Yami Bakura in a Danganronpa style courtroom, 2 points! If you dyed his hair black in your mind... that's 3+ bonus points! Even more bonus points for my Yu-Gi-Oh abridged fans out there! Erebus' handle: @erebushellresources
✨ Erebus Bakura - 2 Base Points (Yami Bakura for Yu-Gi-Oh in the Danganronpa courtroom, if you got that concept points are earned, cheat sheet: Erebus is British)
✨ Paint it Black - 3 Bonus Points (For dying Bakura's hair, 3 more for humming Paint it Black by The Rolling Stones as soon as you see that title!)
✨ Hell Abridged - 3 Bonus Points (For my YGOTAS fans out there, 3 more for the series to be finished and protest that to Martin!)
✨ Emo of the Void - 3 Bonus Points Each for following Instagram and Tumblr handle: @erebushellresources
Part Four
✨ Sonia Tanaka Vasilevski - 2 Base Points (Appearance of Sonia and Tanaka with a Russian accent)
✨ Hell of a Hockey Player - 3 Bonus Points (If you are a hockey fan and/or know anything about hockey)
✨ Advertise or Die - Tartarus and his lovely ways to say "Follow Me!" On Tumblr and Instagram with his handle: @tartarushellresources
Final Calculation
✨ Morningstar Sponsors - 3 Bonus Points (For confirming HR as a FANDOM!)
Right now we have @mutifandomlover @frigginthiefshipping and @fantasy182
✨ Sneak Peek - 10 Bonus Points (For seeing results before the poll deadline!)
Whew! That was homework! All right, comment below. What is your result?
