Hades Pluto

Lazy ass King of the Underworld and also a host of Hell Resources! Here's my Instagram bio peace ✌🏻 Hades Pluto here! King of the Underworld, has a niece for a wife, a three headed dog and don't ask me why! 😆 🔥 Host on Hell Resources ♏ November 7 🐟 fishduo.com

[hadesplutohellresources]

Welcome to Hell! Now you can actually listen to it! 😜

I hate these intro posts...but fuck it I'll do one for good old Luci here...

@lucifersamuelmorningstar I'm talking about you! 😼

Mind you guys it is a Spotify Podcast so please listen to Hell Resources before proceeding. Proceed with caution 🔥

You think you know what it's like to be me? Think again little shits!

So apparently I'm in Team Greek Mythbusters huh? Wow that is classic Luci. Anyway...if you think I'm anything like THIS:

I can't fucking help you. Disney thinks I want Zeus' shit. Fuck I won't even pick up his GARBAGE...or mine. So Luci you want GIF wars? You got em!

How I picture Lucifer Samuel Morningstar (our host that chooses green despite hating the fucking color):

Notice the GREEN key, Luci. Thank me later, especially with your Komaeda Buscemi Ice Cream Truck!

Now I don't have a gif to tell you I'm not James Woods. Sorry 😐

Now onto our next host that didn't want to be a host in the first place! 😁

How I picture Erebus (the God of the Void that regrets our podcast):

Now Erebus WHY SO BRITISH ☕

How I picture Tartarus (the God of the Pit - those are two different places people!):

He likes to steal Erebus' fog like it's a dry ice machine! 😆

So if you like Hell Workplace Shenanigans 😱 you're in luck!

Sponsored by Pisces Artists ♓

The Hell Resources Fanclub is officially ON people! Join now or forever hold your piece! 😂

Thanks for reading🔥

Have a nice day mortals~ Maybe~

[hadesplutohellresources]

Our best friend died today. We tried everything. We haven't given up yet.

If you reblog this note, you are giving people hope. And I fucking mean it. 👇

Every reblog keeps our mortal creator from homelessness.

[hadesplutohellresources]

Time to Torture Zeus for me being a no show on Olympian Meeting Live!

Day One. Go.

Somehow have Zeus electrocute himself ⚡

Have me throw a fireball or some shit at him 🔥

ONLY TWO CHOICES?! HADES YOU'RE CRUEL!

Voting ended onMay 27

[hadesplutohellresources]

I see @tartarushellresources made a poll guys and...who tf plays BOARD GAMES ANYMORE?! 🎲

Anyway...

Poll. You know what to do.

Monopoly

Risk

UNO 👏🏻 IS 👏🏻 NOT 👏🏻 A 👏🏻 BOARD 👏🏻 GAME 👏🏻

Chess

Voting ended onMay 25

I still like Sonic guys who's with me 😂

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Hell Resources Season Five - Episode Eight

Why did Rhea show up with neon drinks?

Hades wanted to have his mom add sea salt to the drinks (hence Lucifer's fury)

For the belated Mother's Day special

Voting ended onMay 19

"Mooooom....did you bring the drinks yet?"

Podcast is below guys 😆

"Mooooooom...did you bring the sea salt for the drinks? Noooo?"

[hadesplutohellresources]

I'm protesting live on TUMBLR! According to @zeusjupiterthehost anyway

Should I talk about being an Olympian on the podcast?

Fuck yeah you're HADES! 🔥

Sure why tf not Hinata? 👔

Voting ended onMay 14

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Hell Resources Season Five - Episode Six

Which division needs more work in Hell Resources?

The Instant Karma Hope Division

The King of the Underworld HR

Voting ended onMay 8

"To be honest...they both need work...tehehehe!"

"You know guys I actually fucking SKINNYDIPPED FOR THIS?! Anyway guys...ignore the Tortured Souls Division over there. I need your help @fantasy182 and @valiantnightllama on how we can make HOPE WORK GUYS LET'S GO!"

"Um..guys? Anyone wanna tag somebody that would wanna work for me? ...HADES? THE GREEK KING OF THE UNDERWORLD?! ...help. Oh goddamnit LUCI! YOUR TAIL HIT ME!"

"Umm...talk to Fury Cupcake about that good sir."

Podcast is below guys 👇🏻

[hadesplutohellresources]

Hey guys it's official! Me and Luci are now...SHIPPED! Start using the #lucades right now!

Me ☝🏻

@lucifersamuelmorningstar ☝🏻

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Hell Resources Season Five - Episode Five

Who was more annoyed at Persephone?

Hades

Erebus

Voting ended onMay 1

"Okey dokey looks like I got to host some shit today AND get out first HR complaint. Wow. Anyway guys, always a please bitching about nothing...and also about Persephone's parrots. Why are they so damn loud?! Um...so if anyone else is gonna start filing HR shit, go to the "Application Here" box on this blog. Thanks guys! Bye!"

Podcast is below 👇🏻

[hadesplutohellresources]

Shit guys sorry for the typos! 😮 Guess my division needs work on that!

[hadesplutohellresources]

All right MORTALS! New season, NEW TOPICS! 🔥 🎧

Topic for Season Five, GO!

How Lucifer invented the casino

How I (Hades) invented the hotel system

How Erebus invented goth

How Tartarus invented prisons

Voting ended onMar 27

[hadesplutohellresources]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

[erebushellresources]

Lads! It is time for a LET'S POLL! BEGIN!

I summon a spell! Who shall I put it on?

You, Bakura! (🤔)

Lucifer (😏)

Hades (🤣)

Tartarus (🤫)

Voting ended onMar 25

[lucifersamuelmorningstar]

It better not be fucking me. 😑

But~~~~ if that's THE CASE...

*teeth clenches* What spell is going to be put on me? Today?

You turn into a woman

You turn into some kind of animal

You turn into food

You implode from the sea salt Carmel cake you ate hours earlier

Voting ended onMar 25

[hadesplutohellresources]

Um guys?

Does this count as a Let's Poll to you?!

Fuck yeah it's a poll!

Thought it was about gaming but this is fucking hilarious!

Fuck idk

I have no idea wtf Hell Gods do on Tumblr...

Voting ended onMar 25

[hadesplutohellresources]

Hey GUYS. Wanna set the record straight here...

Read below the cut guys let's go...

I am the King of the Underworld. NOT 👏🏻 AN 👏🏻 ARTIST! I am what you stupid mortals would call a "rp" or "roleplay" blog.

I am not Hinata. We are not from Danganronpa. We are only advertising THE PODCAST Hell Resources.

Those tags were to ADVERTISE. Not to say "hey look at my fanart~"

So you know what? We will doing our other polls soon, but unless you are asking ME a question, not Hinata or some shit, then don't fucking ask me. Especially about AI art. @zeusjupiterthehost has a whole fuckin first post about that AI shit so definitely read that if you feel the need to debate AI all day.

But in any event, this is a fun podcast so if you HAVE listen to it at all, please feel free to ask me or the other three what we should what we should talk about. Also, roleplay with the Hell Gods! That's what we're on here for! So...gods are NOT Artists here k? Here's the deal 🤝

🔪 #danganronpa is only tagged if sprites are presented. If not, fuck off with your AI art ranting

🎨 #podcast will now be the only tag besides countless other things. We will no longer tag "art" or "artists on Tumblr" so that you can the goddamn difference between a funny podcast and showcasing your fanart shit

🔥 #hell resources is the name of our podcast. If you are a follower of any of us OR the podcast, definitely feel free to use this tag! We'll find ya!

🫂 Have fun. Please do not bring politics onto Tumblr. Otherwise? I will disable MY ask box if need be.

Ok so kiddos, I'm fine otherwise. Just had to set some ground rules here before we keep misunderstanding each other. Don't make me judge you in hell after this! 😆

Ta ta fucking mortals! 🍀

Here's the other Hell Gods:

💜 @lucifersamuelmorningstar (His gif is usually Nagito Komaeda)

🌌 @erebushellresources (His gif is usually Yami Bakura)

🪦 @tartarushellresources (His gif occasionally is either Sonia Nevermind or Russia from Hetalia)

[hadesplutohellresources]

Ok guys let's be fucking honest here...

Would you play a Let's Poll?

Yes! As a Tumblr poll!

Yes! As a Spotify poll!

Yes! What TF is it!

Yes! On the Hell Resources podcast!

Voting ended onMar 17

Almost to Season FIVE GUYS! 5 FOLLOWERS and counting! 🔥

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Zeusy boy yaaaayy! You're on Tumblr congrats 🎉👏🏻 @zeusjupiterthehost

Ok now something more relevant to what I was doing...

Read under the cut for a fanfic poll~

Ok. So Lucifer wants to compete with me on fanfics. DEAL.

@lucifersamuelmorningstar in Fanfiction Writers Unite community

Guys! Give me a fanfic idea! That way I can compete with these guys! 😆 @hadesplutohellresources @erebushellresources @tartarushellresourc

All right mortals, where should I start?

What the fuck fanfic am I writing?!

Law and Order: Truth Bullet (Figured I would just steal one of his unused fics)

Heart of the Truth (Yu-Gi-Oh! x Danganronpa)

Heart of the Matter (Law and Order SVU x Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Major Risk (Criminal Minds x SVU x Yu-Gi-Oh x Danganronpa)

Voting ended onMar 10

That should do it @lucifersamuelmorningstar BRING. IT. ON! 😆

Podcast below to listen we are almost at Season Five! How the time flies! 😁

Later mortals! Lazy ass King of the Underworld signing out now~

[hadesplutohellresources]

Fuck yeah it's LUCI'S BIRTHDAY 🎂

What should my gift be for this lovely Archdemon~ 💜

Devil's Food Cake

Seven Deadly Sweets

Give him sea salt Carmel (and watch him implode 😈)

A really shitty gift 🎁

Tell him I love him (as a joke I'm NOT GAY GOD)

Water into Wine

Seven Deadly Dates

Send him to the void (Here you go Erebus!)

Make him drink a neon pink drink...and turn him neon pink! 🩷

Watch a marathon of YGOTAS

Tie his tail to a nearby ceiling

DON'T YOU DARE HURT NAGITO CHAN, HINATA SAN! (oook then! yeesh!)

Voting ended onMar 7

Good fucking luck mortals! And happy birthday @lucifersamuelmorningstar 🎂🎉

[hadesplutohellresources]

STOP POSTING YOUR DUMBASS AI ART UNDER THE DANGANRONPA TAG FUCK YOU

Is this even A FUCKING question?!

See you in HELL you moronic mortal! 🔥