Who is the Ultimate Salesperson?
There are many characters whose main (or one of their main) character trait is being able to sell someone on something - the biblical serpent with the forbidden fruit...the Onceler with his thneeds...
BUT WHOMST, one might ask, is the ULTIMATE SALESPERSON?
If they met, would the the biblical serpent convince the Onceler to eat the forbidden fruit, or would the Onceler convince the Serpent to buy a Thneed?
Could Ultimate Tumblr Sexyman 2025 Grunkle Stan convince #2 Tumblr Sexyman 2022 Reigen Arataka to buy Mystery Shack Merch, or would Reigen convince Stan to hire him to exorcise a spirit?
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no real people or else I fear Phil Swift would sweep, eliminating the need for a competition at all