Writers: you get to pick a fruit off a magic tree that offers one of these free boons. What do you pick?
Time pauses when you get in the writing flow for as long as youβre in the flow
You always have a good pen full of ink on hand
You always have solid enough WiFi access to use your writing software
You get paid 5 cents for every sincere word of creative writing you do
You never get writerβs block ever again
Your chores magically do themselves whenever youβre making real writing progress
Writing sessions of 30+ minutes slowly cure you of any physical pain or illness
I would contrarily refuse all of these
See results / I donβt write (sorry the magic tree only likes writers)
















