OKAY I HAD THIS IDEA A FEW DAYS AGO AND I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT SO HERE WE GO
notes: george already lives with the rest of the dt and i tried doing headcannons, don’t really know how the fuck to do them so enjoy this train wreck *awkwardly winks* (also i tried to make this gender neutral but i’m shit at it so if there’s any corrections i can make let me know!!)
• you had been thinking about moving in with the boys for a while
- when you brought it up with them they were so excited
- they assigned each other chores to clean the house n stuff because they wanted it to be perfect for you
• when dream picked you up from the airport he couldn’t stop smiling,
- the others didn’t come because they were finishing up a little office space for you
• when you arrived, well, these boys fucking crushed you to death
- like dream, they couldn’t stop smiling and looking at you, almost as if they didn’t believe you were actually here
• although this excitement was short lived when you heard a hiss at your feet
- “what the fuck?” patches started swatting and biting at your feet, trying to attack you
- dream swiftly picked her up before scolding her
• over the next few weeks patches cautiously followed you around the house, as if she was trying to make sure you weren’t doing anything wrong
- when your were cuddling in bed with the boys she would try and dig a space between you and them
- “she’s never been like this before, i don’t know what’s up,”
• it had got to the point where george suggested she was sick and that you should take her to the vets
- they confirmed nothing was wrong with her, she just didn’t like you
• after a while she warmed up to you and you guys were inseparable
- she would often choose to lay in your arms when watching a movie or tv
- you were almost like her parent, and according to twitter, you were the best cat parent ever (they knew this from the multiple pictures the dt had posted of you and patches all cuddled up together)
ew wtf was that ending i-
