stalker x stalker except it's poly quartet stalking each other and having 0 idea that they are (more modern-ish, college au)
the only one with a clue is flame and that's because he once saw wemmbu, standing on top of a playground with binoculars, watching spoke chat with mapicc in a cafe with a scowl on his face
no, he won't admit he was also watching wemmbu from his own apartment - it overlooks the park!!! it's not his fault the cheapest apartment near his college was a two bedroom, tiny ass thing near a small coffee shop that was about an hour walk to the campus! thank the stars he lives with parrot, or else he'd be screwed on rent
even if he makes enough to cover it all, he still wants some spending money left over!!
(he once found a tracker in his backpack after he pet parrot, spoke, and wemmbu in the library a few days back. it was a tiny, expensive thing made to be undetectable unless looked for, and he doesn't have a clue who placed it there)
like on clothes, and food, and making sure the other three don't kneel over and die from starvation at a moment's notice.
trust him, it's been too many close calls.
meanwhile, the other three are clueless about it!! they're just too good at hiding it (read: oblivious) and idk maybe they only find out because the three of them were watching flame at the same time and saw each other giggles!!!!
nsfw territory here!!!!!!!
I think of them def watching each other at night too oughhh esp since parrot and flame live together <333 parrot will crack open the door and watch flame get off, imagining it was him who was above flame and taking him apart <3333 would take a few pictures too <3333
flame doing the same to parrot, watching from the cracked door as parrot gets off, stroking himself while quietly mumbling something that flame can't pick up. until he can, right when parrot finishes and moans- moans his name? def makes him aroused and he walks back to his own room
hard top wemmbu, hard bottom flame, and switch parrot spoke <333
I love stalker x stalker it's so peak - pup