#poly soo brainrot

[hajidumps]

Soo Hyuk: [pretending to be on the phone] HE SAID THAT? then what happened?

Rok Soo: [looks up]

Jung Soo: [removes his earbuds]

Soo Hyuk: did they break up?

Jung Soo: [slides to Soo Hyuk] [tugs his shirt] who broke up with who?

Soo Hyuk: [ignoring Jung Soo]

Rok Soo: [invested] hyung, hyung put that on speaker

Soo Hyuk: [laughing]

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Rok Soo: am i that intimidating?

Jung Soo: [looking at his tiddies] I don't think that's why they don't look at you eye to eye

Soo Hyuk: You just became really tall you know [looking at Rok Soos thighs]

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Soo Hyuk: if anyone asks for me I'm outstanding [goes to stand outside]

Jung Soo: hyung no please stop with the jokes

Rok Soo: [dead inside - regretting his life choices]

Jung Soo: look at Rok Soo! You broke our dongsaeng hyung!

[hajidumps]

Rok Soo: Sexual attraction was invented by capitalism and patriarchy to exploit women and make money.

Jung Soo: your favorite chocolate got sold out?

Rok Soo: Valentines is a hoax!

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Jung Soo: What language do they speak at the center of the earth?

Rok Soo: SThe center of the earth is around 5,430 degrees Celsius. Nobody is going to live there, so they don’t need a language.

Soo Hyuk: ...

Jung Soo: Core-ean.

[hajidumps]

Soo Hyuk: truth or dare?

Rok Soo: jung soo can't do dares

Soo Hyuk: why not?

Jung Soo: i have no regards for my personal safety

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Jung Soo: there was one time I was mad at Rok Soo and he asked me to get him water

Jung Soo: so i just filled the glass with ice and told him to wait

Soo Hyuk: so he got another water right?

Jung Soo: no he ate the ice while staring right into my eyes

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Rok Soo: you said you wanted me to go to a wedding with you guys

Jung Soo: [cough]

Soo Hyuk: do you accept us as your groom?

Rok Soo: i do. wait why am i the wife?