I have been ordered by a friend to write some poly Team E-scope headcannons with FemNoah because, and I quote, "there is like no Eva content out there and she totally deserves two girlfriends to make up for it". So uh, here we go:
Freakiest freaks to ever freak. Literally. Not a single one of them is normal. Like, if someone took a look at them they'd be like 'poor 'Noah', having to deal with anger and crazy incarnate'. Do not be fooled.
Izzy prefers to bite over kiss. Eva bites back. Neha will complain and act disgusted but she's really into it.
Eva likes people who push her, but she also likes feeling needed so she can and will force self care on them.
Neha has a very specific type. Women who could probably snap her with one hand, are unhinged and have a mean streak. It applies to a lot more people than you'd expect. She can and will sit there to watch Eva work out, as well as make comments just to rile her up. Major enabler- especially for Izzy's antics- even if she pretends otherwise
Autistic X autistic X autistic
The dynamic is literally pathetic girl and her two baddie girlfriends, psycho and her two attack dogs, and buff asshole and her two hypewomen. Aaaaaaall wrapped in one
Eva is literally dating two people who actively use disguises. If you think this has nothing to do with their relationship, you'd be sorely mistaken.
Dates where they all crossdress and commit what are technically classed as crimes. Izzy usually plans them.
Izzy and Owen did get together for a short while on island, but they split up after the finale. They still remain on really good terms though and often joke on about their previous relationship
Team E-scope get together in action, though Eva and Neha were messing around a bit during island. You know the whole 'I know we make out like every day but how am I supposed to know if she likes me or just wants to be my friend?'
Eva loves her romance books (especially dark romance) and also loves when her girlfriends act out specific tropes to surprise her. Just imagine Neha Kabedon's a blushing Eva on accident who has a very sudden realisation that she might be into the smug twig. It becomes a competition between Izzy and Neha on who can get the biggest reaction.
However, Eva is the universal winner on getting the other two flustered.
While Eva and Izzy are very much Neha's type, Neha and Izzy are not Eva's usual type. She usually prefers conventionally attractive, buff, sweet, calm people. So she was very much taken back when she realised that she was very much attracted to them.
Somehow, no one in the cast knows they are in a relationship. They aren't hiding it though. Just for some reason no one puts two and two together
Literally, during world tour Izzy and Neha would be walking off to make out. They were not hiding it at all. Hell, they were making out for half of the challenge in Germany when Alejandro sent 'Noah' off to distract Izzy
Izzy is pan, Eva is bi with a preference for women, Neha is a lesbian. All poly
The irony of Neha, a full blown lesbian with two girlfriends and unknowingly pulling girls on other shows, being mistaken for a gay man
The real reason she hates Justin was because she was briefly attracted to him for a split second thinking he was just a butch woman and the embarrassment stuck. Every moment after that is just wlw Vs mlm violence
This is made worse when Owen and Justin get together after action. Once again, no one clicks on. Hell, everyone just kind of assumes that Izzy and Owen are still together
The only time Justin and Neha get along is to mock the other couples- mainly for the fact that only the two gay relationships are functional and all the straights are messes
Neha and Eva have beef with Mike/Mal. Major beef. Like it's behind the scenes at a meet up or a reunion and they are just so much meaner to him compared to anyone else. Some how no one puts together that it might have something to do with Izzy getting beat up
Same goes with Izzy and Eva to Alejandro
Doesn't matter if one of the girls incited the incident, if someone tries to hurt her/goes for her then it is immediately on sight for the other two. They all have their own ways for getting revenge
....Eva going on an anger fueled rampage against the two guys in defense of her girlfriends. Could be in a new season, could be at a reunion. But the most important detail is that neither of them have interacted with her before and are incredibly confused when she storms over and just punches them
Also, just imagine the three co-parenting platonic or romantic tbh?? The kid would be either the most well adjusted person or down right insane. Either way it'd be funny
Evil yuri- or at the very least unhinged yuri
Despite everything, they have one of, if not the most, functional relationships.
But they're also the 'I'd kill someone for you' 'and I'll make sure you're never caught' kind of people
All three are stubborn so they've kind of just developed their own ways to get what they want