#polyamorous memes

[aces-and-anime]

Concept: “my other half” but polyamorous -

3 partners = My other third

4 partners = my other fourth

And so on

Would be great with really huge polycules

My other one 16th, my other 22nd,

My other … whatever the entire population of Portland is

[aromanticduck]

[Image description: The knights at the round table meme.

Three people in medieval style armour are pointing their swords at the centre of a round table. More swords are pointing in from the sides. The three people are labelled 'Person with a nonbinary partner', 'polyamorous person with multiple partners', and 'person who officiates weddings'. Their swords are all pointing to the text ' "I'm going to marry them." '

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[polyamorousmood]

Its not that the first thing is untrue... you just don’t lead with the other one

[chinbiz]

There’s not enough polyamorous memes to show other polyamorous people so here’s one (obligatory disclaimer that this is based on my own experiences and you don’t need to fully relate to it to be polyamorous)

[lilacs-stash]

Seeing monogamous people talking about being sad that their crushes are dating someone already is so weird. Like lmao couldn't be me

[ducksgomeow]

pros of being in a polyamory relationship: you dont have to sit beside strangers on an airplane

[transmasc-charlie-lee]

texting my friend

her: imagine i’m the narrator and the villain of your story. i shove you into a love triangle to distract you from the main plot line. wdyd?

me: i laugh, for i am polyamorous. you are a fool for thinking you can distract me with multiple choices of lovers. you shoot me, unaware that i’m bulletproof. you burn my house down, unaware that i’m fireproof. you trap me in a corner, unaware that i have a gun of my own. you think that you have defeated me, but in reality, you have just delayed your inevitable loss, so laugh while you can. enjoy life while you can, because i and my army of lovers will, eventually, come for you and decimate you.

me: *deletes*

me: idk bro probably pick the hottest one

[stormy--daze]

@foxyshadow