#polyamory jokes

[polyamorousmood]

All the different poly flags and symbols are dating each other, hope this helps💙💖🖤

[asmrgaret]

man this polycule is really heptopolizing my time

[cosmically-living]

polyurethane? isn't that when you have two boyfriends and they pee on you?

[chinbiz]

There’s not enough polyamorous memes to show other polyamorous people so here’s one (obligatory disclaimer that this is based on my own experiences and you don’t need to fully relate to it to be polyamorous)

[lilyliveredlittlerichboy]

i don't know which polyamorous triad needs to hear this but that double/queen bed is not big enough for all 3 of you. please trust me on this one. someone is going to get too hot or not have enough space or not have enough blanket or fall out. especially if one or more of you are larger than stick thin. just take the L now and decide which one of u is sleeping on the sofa. u can take turns thats what we do. don't cram all of u into one bed unless it's just for a night or two please. you'll all be so much better rested trust. get a king size if u can

[searenbound]

Poly marriages where (Yn) refers to the husbands as brother husbands because my sense of humor is dumb and I for reasons I genuinely can’t explain think it’d be funny.

[polyamorousmood]

I don't need someone to match my freak. I need someone to match like 1/3 of my freak. I got other bitches for the other 2/3s, so really, pressure's off

[polyamorousmood]

My mama told me "the more the merrier"

and boy did I run with it