#polycobra

[msbadatnamingthings]

School: makes us do activity

Me: Okay but imagine polycobra-

[msbadatnamingthings]

at my high school we have this thing called volley ball mania when everyone in the school has to compete in teams and eventually it’s narrowed down to four teams who compete to win right before winter break. It’s not for any title, it’s just for the heck of it. I randomly thought of a polycobra head canon where every one is put on a team for volleyball mania and they don’t necessarily know each other, but as they win, they start to grow closer and they win by being the biggest dorks in the school

[rce-archive-blog]

this world is filled with sin but polycobra will deliver us from the darkness

[adrianicsea]

did someone say polycobra? gabe in one of his angsty existential moods where he just lays there all glum and shit so the others just one by one to cuddle him. eventually all of them are piled on top of gabe in complete silence, b/c saying anything would break the mood.

i love it.....

ok in all honesty i feel like gabe maybe would let the media’s perception of him/the band’s relationship get to him sometimes? like back in the day the consensus of the fanbase was that gabe would sleep with anyone and anything at least once just for kicks (and he was aware of it-- gabe’s glamour kills imprint once made a shirt that said “gabe saporta slept here.”)

so like... if that was the perception that people had of him and he was dating all four of his bandmates, i feel like he’d occasionally worry that they all thought he was being greedy or a slut or something, regardless of whether or not the band was open about being one big poly party.

[adrianicsea]

That video of Gabe asking Suarez to make out is so Goode. Imagine...polycobra where Gabe is notorious for asking everyone to make out at the worst times. I just love polycobra.

it’s SO good!!! i love this content

honestly the way i envision polycobra getting started is that ryland and suarez were already a thing prior to joining the band and maybe nate and gabe sort of are too (since nate lived in gabe’s basement before the rest of cobra was recruited?)

and then ryland and suarez both get crushes on gabe but they’re both afraid of being ~unfaithful~ so neither one mentions it.... meanwhile nate and alex are already in love and gabe wants to get with both ryland and alex so it’s all just a mess of awkward, sometimes-accidental flirting until the four of them end up being like “Yall..... What Are We.” and then elisa tells them that she signed up for a BAND not a GAY HAREM so she leaves. but it’s fine because then victoria comes along and she fits in much better anyways

[adrianicsea]

i like to think that polycobra would have a drawer in their dresser thats just like,,, the Community Drawer™ thats just full of snuggly t shirts and hoodies that dont belong to one specific person and they all just share

NICE!!!!! i love this 100% headcanon accepted..... i feel like ryland and gabe put a lot of their stuff in there because their clothes are so big and snuggly for everyone else to wear. also imagine ryland and gabe trying to wear everyone else’s stuff (especially halvo and nate) and it just looks so hilariously small on them

[adrianicsea]

who cooks in polycobra? They must have multiple freezers to hold enough food for all 7 of them like those families with tons of kids.

well alex is the trained chef of course so i feel like he’s usually the head chef/meal planner in the polycobra household! victoria, nate, and gabe are all glad to help him do whatever needs doing but they generally need him to tell them what to do first.

andy’s never been big on cooking but once he joins the big gay family they find out pretty quickly that he has a natural gift at it and so alex kind of takes andy under his wing as a cooking apprentice-- andy’s a little embarrassed and shy about it because he’s andy barr and shy is what he does, but he can’t deny he likes when alex stands behind him and holds his hand to guide him on proper knife technique.

and then ryland and halvo are kitchen disasters just waiting to happen so they generally just sit around and make jokes or tell stories to entertain everyone else while they wait for the food to be done

[adrianicsea]

Imagine them trying to all 7 get in a selfie together so Gabe or ryland holds the phone with his long ass arm and Andy just mutters from the back "we need a damn selfie stick.."

andy and halvo start calling ryland selfie stick as a joke BUT THEN IT CATCHES ON WITH THE REST OF THEM and then whenever any of them are taking a photo and they need More Arm they just yell “IF ONLY MY SELFIE STICK WERE HERE” and then ryland begrudgingly comes over to help them with it. sometimes he just picks them up and holds them instead but nobody really minds