━╋ Summary: “So tell me- is it a crime to want them all; how could I decide on either or?”
━╋ Contains: SMUTTTTT GOOD LORD TURN BACK NOW CHILDREN-, no plot whatsoever, I went absolutely coke squirrel nuts, top! Polyester and Polyurethane because of the plot, plot = me, lotttssss of kissing, even more tongue, dirty talk, fingerfracking, cursing, double penetration, NO incest, NO sexual contact between the brothers because wtf do y’all think this is🤨, this is still a wh♡rehouse, but this is a wh♡rehouse with STANDARDS, bit of manhandling, spitting, dacryphilia, overstimulation, multiple orgasms, choking, squirting, mind break, this is intense, multiple rounds, the twins have big dicks, Polyurethane has a tongue piercing, an@l (f rec.), drooling, tagging this now I realize a few things about myself😭, pvssy spanking, spanking in general, petnames, the kissing is filthy seriously, a hint of degradation, tongue sucking, it gets messy, turn back while your still pure PLEA-
A/N- I apologize in advance but blame @strawberryraviegutz !!😭 she said something about polyester and polyurethane fics first!! This is her fault! Im innocent😭🕊️
━╋ English is not my first language so sorry for any mistakes.
Overwhelmed.
You were soooo overwhelmed.
Shivers constantly wrack your body that is currently sandwiched between their muscle.
Polyester to your left, his brother to your right.
Polyurethane’s mouth is slotted tight against yours, kissing you so deep it’s like he’s trying to eat you. The metal ball in his tongue swipes messily against your palette and you can’t even feel your eyes that have since rolled back into your skull.
Meanwhile, Polyester is no kinder. Licking and biting at your neck, blowing at the trails of saliva he leaves behind just to watch you twitch- cunt squeezing needily around the fingers he’s got fucking your tight hole. The slick piercing of Polyurethane’s laves across your tongue when you break the kiss- the muscle hanging out your mouth as you try to catch your breath. The nice thing to do would be to let you.
Where’s the fun in that?
Polyurethane coos- before sucking your tongue right into his own mouth. Polyester hisses at the sudden gush of slick from your pussy, hard clit throbbing erratically under his thumb. Warbled moans escape your mouth caught in a kiss that already sounds so pornographic you could cum from that alone.
Another tongue traces the shell of your ear, wet and heavy before sucking the whorl inside and you cry.
“C’mon”, Polyurethane pops off your swollen lips, breathing against your panting mouth, “open your mouth up some more for us, pretty.”
“Yeah, I want some too”. Polyester moans, lapping a fat trail up your jugular to suckle more hot welts onto the sensitive skin, swooping down to take your mouth in a kiss that’s just as filthy as the one his brother had been dominating you with.
The lack of metal in his mouth is a nice contrast along with the almost teasingly obscene way Polyester kisses you compared to the hypnotically intense way Polyurethane does.
Your lips slide and suck against each others when you feel another two fingers slide down your flushed body, squeezing inside you beside Polyester’s. Heat washes over you like molten lava- consuming you with how full you feel. Polyester kisses you harder, moaning as he slurps into the humid cavern, licking hungrily across your teeth and sucking your bottom lip.
Hands and mouths are everywhere and it quickly gets to the point where you don’t know which is which or where they stop and you begin.
Four fingers work seamlessly in tandem to drive you off the cliff of your sanity— thrusting away at the rough patch of nerves along your walls, basking in the sloppy noises coming from your cunt and playing thumb war with your clit. It’s both heaven and hell.
“God, you’re so loud baby.” Polyurethane rasps against your cheek, nipping the flesh at your cute hiccuping gasps.
“S’probably because she’s gonna cum soon, aren’t you?”
Your moans turn into wails, looking every bit the whore as tears roll down your cheeks. Polyurethane licks it up with a sick grin. Polyester’s fingers spreading you open while Polyurethane knuckles at your g-spot watching your brain leak out your pussy. Somehow, you’ve gotten even louder.
“Yeaah, she is”, he scoffs. “Easy little slut.”
Polyester barely has the swollen bud of your tit out from between his teeth, Polyurethane spanking punishing swats directly on your poor clit, your thudding pulse racing against the hold he has on your throat squeezing lightly with his tongue in your mouth when you just can’t take anymore- falling clean apart at the seams under the onslaught of brutal pleasure.
It’s searing— the way your orgasm burns through you.
You’re screaming, wailing, full on shaking, begging- even praying as you cum so hard it hurt. The twins don’t let up for a second, prolonging your orgasm for as long as you manage to stay conscious. Normally, they’d drag it out longer- really make you beg for it but your cute pathetic little desperate reactions to them; completely beside yourself, were just too divine. (ゝ◡∂）
By the time you come to, they’re sucking you off their fingers, whispering praises as they maneuver your limp body into a different position. Polyester beneath you, Polyurethane behind you; both hard.
Voice hoarse but eager, eyes glossy when you ask,
“W-what now?”
Polyester’s taken to beating your clit with the fat head of his dick, precum leaking from his slit mixing with your juices as Polyurethane spreads you open. Whistling lowly at the sight you make. They couldn’t wait to ruin you.
Pushing you down until your burning cheek is flush to the hard planes of Polyester’s body, face resting against his smooth pec; the rest of you in a perfect arch and suddenly feel something prod at your asshole.
You jerk but between the two of them there’s nowhere to go and nowhere you’d want to be.
Polyurethane gets your excitement but he won’t have all that squirming and fidgeting. There’s no warning when his hand comes down on your ass with a deafening ‘crack!!’, leaving you gasping in pain at the delicious burn but staying still for the most part. Polyester coos, sharing a look with his brother.
If you had the presence of self to look at either, you’d know it meant that you’re calling out of work tomorrow.
Hard lengths slide against both your wet holes, applying more pressure at each swipe until they’re pushing in. You moan in unison at the tight fit. For you, it’s because you’ve never been so full. Stuffed to the brim from both ends, the pleasure making you delirious as your mouth drops open in a broken whine— drooling on Polyester’s peck- already fucked out.
For them, it’s a little bit of everything. Your soft curves snug against them, the sodden chokehold your pussy and ass has their cocks in- down to the way your prettily painted toes curl when you try to take what they give you only to cry and whine when you ultimately can’t.
Polyurethane hisses through his teeth, slamming his pelvis tight against you as he jams the rest of the way in, helping himself to your gooey walls when he remembers you asked something earlier.
“Now-”, he lands another heavy hit to your ass, “we have even more fun.”
Polyester thrusts deep, the weight of him brain emptying inside you. Winding his fingers through your hair, he’s pulling your mouth up to his with a groan, kissing you wet and deep. Your tongues mold against each other in your lip-lock, little ‘uh uh’s breaking through here and there as Polyurethane picks up the pace.
“S’ she still in there?” He purrs, cruel and taunting.
“Doesn’t look like it.” Polyester grins back, talking about you like you’re not even there.
It’s so hot you don’t know what to do.
In fact, you’re even concerned that the way you feel now might very well become an addiction. But would having them as your dealers be the worst thing in the world? Polyester and Polyurethane had their differences but they worked well together in everything they did. Wrecking you was no exception.
Thick forearms slide under your arms, pulling you off his lips with a slick ‘pop’, holding you up against another hard body— a big hand moving to collar your throat, squeezing tight enough to make you lightheaded then shaking you gently like a ragdoll. Blue blown eyes look down into your glazed ones with a pout laced with faux pity, licking his lips, the glimpse you catch of the metal ball makes your mouth water.
“Stick your tongue out.”
It’s an order and you obey before it can even finish processing.
Polyurethane grins in satisfaction at how easy you obey. Such an easy girl- rewarding you with another filthily deep grind into your asshole. He watches the muscle twitch in anticipation before laving his own tongue against it in slow licks. Letting the cool ball on his tongue send you into overdrive.
He doesn’t stop licking your tongue until both your mouths are wet with your shared saliva that he sucks off your tongue— before spitting right down your throat.
“Swallow.” He’s nasty with it, smooching your top and bottom lip as he waits.
On another solar system at this point, you obey, tightening like a vice. Engorged clit pulsing so hard that when Polyester goes to bully it; flicking the wet nub with strong fingers- you squirt. Liquid gushing gracelessly out of you wetting the man beneath you, you can’t even pull yourself together enough to be embarrassed about it, visceral groans tearing from your throat and you still can’t breathe properly with the hold around your neck—choked pleading because if you cum this hard it’ll kill you— practically wringing the orgasm out of you.
“Gooood fuckin’ girl..”
They don’t stop.
Hands, mouths, tongues, cocks, lips, are everywhere as they fuck you through that orgasm and the rest of the ones they make you take like you were never meant to even breathe without them.
You’ve long since gone boneless, listening blissed out while they use you like a single fleshlight they’ve been forced to share. The angle of them makes it feel like they’re rubbing your insides together and there’s little you can do besides drool and cum, painting their dicks with your cream.
When they finally do cum, it’s a lot. Filling you so deep it seeps out even with them still stuffed inside. They pant, groaning and hissing in pleasure as they fill you up for almost a minute straight while they take turns sharing your mouth, hands groping your tits and anywhere else they can reach until they finally pull out.
“Fuck..”
You’re gone.
Glazed eyes, mouth wet with whoever’s spit, holes leaking everywhere and numb.
They’re gentle then.
Brushing your hair back, peppering you with kisses that don’t consume, massaging your legs and rubbing the spots they bit, spanked, or sucked too harshly. It’s gone quiet while they wait for you to come back, breathing deeply. Polyester breaks first, impatient as always.
“Hey”, he nuzzles your cheek, “all good?”
You let out a sleepy ‘mhm’ as Polyurethane kisses your other cheek sweetly before sliding off the bed.
“I’ll be back. Gotta get you cleaned up okay babe? Polyester, keep her company.”
“Loud and clear. She’s in the perfect hands.”
By the time Polyurethane gets back, you’re out cold. He smirks, huffing through his nose as he shares an amused look with his brother.
nun reader who is also the Polytwinks' boss, pretty much how Garterbelt is responsible for the Anarchy sisters... 👉👈 (can be NSFW or not, ur choice pookie)
imagine the twins doing everything to get a praise or some "treat" from you for completing their job, asking for cuddles and just being two jealous and needy cry babies who want attention from their boss :((
Polyester x Fem! Reader x Polyurethane
Nun! Reader, Clingy Poly brothers
Ever since the angel brothers descended to earth, heaven assigned you as their overseer for the time being before they ascended back to heaven. You thought nothing of them when you first met, and neither did they.
But as time goes on, your relationship has improved quite a bit in your opinion, but it seems like they have gotten needy.
Polyester and Polyurethane have once again succeeded in the mission you assigned, as well as whining at your feet begging for some kind of attention from their mentor.
"We've done a good job right~?"
"C'mon, reward us!!"
From the brothers perspective, they saw you as a woman who is difficult to please. You never acknowledge their good doings that much, only praise them with short words such as 'good job', 'great work'. At rare times, you even treat them to a meal. But it was never enough as their attraction for you grows and their crave of any kind of affection does so as well.
They were begging at your feet and clinging onto the hem of your skirt as they whine. You're completely unfazed at this point, already grown used by their antics. At times like this, you can only sigh as you reach down and start petting their heads. From this view, it looks like two pets receiving affection from their owner.
From how prideful they are, you're surprised by this action that the brothers are displaying. Who knew such egotistical brothers would throw away their pride just to receive some reward from you? They might probably not care at all what people think, including Panty and Stocking, if they saw them acting this way.
However, this doesn't seem to satisfy their touch-starved mishap.
. . .
You have finally heeded their demands and have found yourself being squished between the angels. The three of you moved to your bedroom, doing absolutely nothing and only cuddling with each other.
In all honesty, you were expecting more than just a cuddle. So you were a tad bit disappointed. And it also seems like the brothers have a sense of what you are thinking, or was it written all over your face?
"Expecting more~?" Polyurethane teases, whispering seductively against your ears.
You don't know what his talking about.
"You can't fool us, love. Just look at your expression." Polyester giggles, kissing your neck.
You can feel their hands roaming around your body making you squirm under their touch. From the looks on their faces, you can guess what they're about to do.
"Can we?"
...you let them do what they want.
ACK I've been posting less frequently and I'm very sorry!! Especially to those who requested! I gotta admit, I hadn't started on some of them yet. And about this request... UGHHHHH ITS SO GOOOOOODDD I hope this is up to your expectations!
I lost the ask to this but someone requested Cupid! Reader with the poly bros! Enjoy!
𝓒𝔀. None, just some silliness
➴ Being an angel, you’ll see them around a lot. Whether it’s in heaven or around the city during your working hours.
➴ They hunt ghosts while you make the humans kiss.
➴ But it’s not all glitz and glam though— some people don’t even want to fall in love or will reject you at every turn even though they’re clearly fated to be with someone!
➴ It makes your job that much harder to do.
➴ And you have a fucking quota!!!
➴ You don’t make the rules dude!! You just work here!! So fucking fall in love already!!!
➴ When they first met you, depending on your rank, they’ll probably stare at you like you were a creature.
— “Woah you guys still actually exist?? Like fr?? I thought that job would’ve ended by like, the 18th century.” “Yeah isn’t that problematic? Aren’t people supposed to have like, free will and all that?”
➴ If you are using a traditional bow and arrow I’m sorry to say but they will be making fun of it calling it a boomer artifact.
➴ But they’re not totally unreasonable, they’re no strangers to doing heavenly traditions and understand that you’re just doing your job.
➴ So— they’ll give you an upgraded one that’s fully automated from heavens online store that you were too broke to buy yourself with your own paycheck.
— “Yeah— you can thank us later, no biggie.” “You like, kinda owe us now, spill the tea next time on what’s going on. I do love a good enemies to lovers arc.”
➴ And now they come to you. All. The. Damn. Time.
➴ They are so interested in the love lives of everyone in Daten City.
➴ Who needs reality tv or fanfiction when you’re literally right there?
➴ It’s their favorite pastime off the clock!
— “Okay I’m seriously gonna crash the fuck out— why the fuck would she choose that mid ass incel over the cute cafe girl who’s had a crush on her for like, months??? Where’s my wholesome yuri at?” “This highkey sounds like a Chappell Roan song no cap.”
➴ They visit you so much and talk to you so often about your opinions on things regarding relationships that it turns into a friendship.
➴ Whether you want to be just friends or something more is up to you— either way, you’re kind of a breath of fresh air since they don’t spend time with anyone besides each other on their days off.
➴ If you do date them, nothing will really change all that much.
➴ They’ll probably just smother you in kisses and little bites before you go to work to show any human you encounter that you’re taken :))
➴ They’ll also be a little bit more inclined to gift you things that’ll help you meet your quota instead of just calling you broke lmao
➴ If things get too hectic or see that you’re being overworked and exploited, they will bother their father (since he literally works in the court of heavenly ethics) and bug him to do something about it until your quota lessens or you have a bigger paycheck and added benefits.
➴ Congrats you have vision and dental now!
➴ Anything for their pookie <3
➴ They probably still would if you were just their friend because #worker’s rights but you being their partner just adds a little pizzazz to it.
➴ Either way, they fuck with you heavy— so get used to seeing their stupidly pretty faces a lot babe!
➴ Because you are not getting rid of them even if you tried lmao
