#polymeshi

[tubbiepubbie]

they're a 'cule to me.

[jilted-love]

How Yusuke gets a kiss from his friends...

With Keiko: No plans totally random, Yusuke steals a kiss from her and endures a slap for it before they actually have a real sweet one.

With Kuwabara: Yusuke tricks him into kissing by pretending that practice kissing is the same thing as practice fighting. Something to do to help each other get better.

With Hiei: Yusuke goads him into kissing. Tongues battling for dominance and all that shit. Hiei falls for it every time because he cannot back out of a challenge.

With Kurama: Yusuke asks Kurama to teach him how to kiss because he's "insecure" of his technique. Kurama knows Yusuke is a lying liar who fucking lies but goes through Yusuke's plan anyway. So basically, which thief is stealing a kiss from whom?

[jilted-love]

"Are you also like this when Yukina fucks you?"

Yusuke teased after the sex they just had, too abruptly that it felt like a stomp on the afterglow that Kazuma was still feeling when they were done. Kazuma frowned, not knowing exactly how to react. Did Yusuke just insult him or was he disrespecting Yukina?

"What the hell, Urameshi." Kazuma had gotten used to calling Yusuke by name after everything they went through together but whenever he was pissed, he reverted back to calling him like a punk. And now was a time like that. "Don't you disrespect Yukina in front of me."

"What? No, I just meant to ask if you're also a big masochist in bed when she fucks you." Yusuke shrugged nonchalantly like he wasn't talking ass about a lady. "Or when you fuck her. Whichever way it works between you two."

"Keep going and I'm never sleeping with you again."

"What the hell is your problem? Don't you guys fuck—"

"We don't fuck, we make love!" Kazuma blurted out, face red from both embarrassment and annoyance.

Yusuke just gaped at him. Asshole. This was not the afterglow Kazuma wanted after they fell into bed together. He could be cuddling with the jerk right now instead of this.

"You're such a sap. Do you think what we're doing is also making love or is Yukina more special?"

"What?" Kazuma blinked. "Of course we also..."

He trailed off, unable to finish the sentence. No, he was not going to admit to being a sap after Yusuke just insulted him for it. Sure, he liked cuddling after sex and yes, it was all lovemaking for him. If Kazuma was getting fucked, it was usually harder than this but what happened just now was definitely him and this asshole making love until Yusuke ruined the moment.

"Okay, so when you're getting railed, I'm making love to you...?"

"Urameshi, shut up."

"Wait, I just wanna check something because Yukina definitely said she fucks—"

"I said shut up! Yukina won't say that! She doesn't have a potty mouth like you."

"Oh." Yusuke smirked and Kazuma got a bad feeling about this like there was another curve ball he didn't know was coming his way because of whatever demonic thing he could not predict. "Have you never talked to her about how she wants to fuck you?"

"Excuse me? She doesn't—"

"Man, you should be embarrassed. She was more honest with me when I asked her."

"Why would you ask her about that? You're crossing boundaries, jerk!"

"It's just that, you're covered in bites and bruises all the time when you're with me, Hiei or Kurama. So I wondered how it was with Yukina."

"That should be private between us. I don't talk to her about you either."

"Sure, sure. But you should seriously talk to her. She didn't tell me what you guys actually do but she definitely said she wanted to fuck you."

"Urameshi!"

Kazuma ended up wrestling the mazoku after sex that day and then he had different sort of bruises afterwards. He hadn't taken the demon pervert's advice on talking to Yukina like that for a while but he hadn't been able to get it out of his mind ever since.

Kazuma made love to Yukina whenever they ever they found the time to be together. He made sure she was always comfortable with him. Her pleasure was his pleasure. But there had been instances when she gripped him too hard, bit or scratched him lightly, or squeezed his head between her legs until it became hard to breathe for him.

Did she want a rougher kind of sex? Was it wrong of Kazuma to be gentle with her? Was Kazuma not able to satisfy her whenever they were together? Such thoughts plagued him and he worried about her satisfaction the more he delayed the talk.

One night he swallowed his pride and sat down beside the koorime with the excusd of watching a movie at home together. And afterwards, he popped the question.

"So, don't get mad at me. It's Yusuke's fault." Kazuma fidgetted with the remote control of the television in the living room, not knowing what to do with his hands. "But uh, you...he said you wanted to fuck me?"

The last few words Kazuma strung too close together and it came out in one breath. He was nervous. He really didn't want to upset Yukina with such crass talk. He was not just a man but a gentleman and he didn't want to lose her by acting like Yusuke.

Kazuma didn't want to give her an impression that he liked to make a habit out of talking about their private time like she was some sort of sexual conquest. But this question came up because of Yusuke and Yukina talking about him. How did she and Yusuke even talk about that? It was all that bastard's perversion that created this situation.

Suddenly, Yukina's youki flickered and Kazuma turned to look at her. Oh, he knew that look. He had three other demons that looked at him that very same way when was about to get railed.

"I'm glad you asked," Yukina said with a sweet smile, her glacial eyes narrowing as she inched closer to Kazuma's face.

Sometimes, Kazuma looked up to Yukina too much that he forgot she was a demon too. She could take a bite out of him too.

"Tonight, I wish for you to lie in bed and just trust me. Can you, Kazuma?"

"Yes," Kazuma gasped his answer as Yukina grabbed him and kissed him hungrily.

Later, after they fucked, — oh, he was so fucked — Kazuma made a mental note to thank the bastard named Urameshi Yusuke for one of the best fucks of his life.

[jilted-love]

Team Urameshi ritualistic somnophilia foursome sex that converts youki to reiki which Kazuma needs after he nearly depletes himself. He doesn't know what the sex he wakes up to is for and he's a greedy slut so he eats up too much youki of 3 upper S-class demons.

[jilted-love]

Promoting my YYH fanfic again because it's the first multi-chapter fic I finished. Yay.

Here are the links:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[jilted-love]

I just woke up. First waking thoughts were: In a Loveless AU, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei are deflowering a virgin Kurama who still has his fox ears and tail even after living for over a thousand years. Lmao I love that anime.

[jilted-love]

Yusuke, Kurama, Hiei all competing which one can make Kuwabara orgasm the most so they end up with a happy exhausted Kuwa-chan 🥰