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what if they’re all pink
"THE THOUGHT OF BEING AS MID AS THEM... ICK!!!" "ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! HARD PASS!!!"
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polyurethane shitposting
So you know how in the episode that Polyester and Polyurethane are big rule followers of heaven’s laws and traditions? Imagine them having a post nut clarity moment once they realize they deliberately broke a rule for not sleeping with human’s, aka reader. The same rule they ridiculed Panty and Stocking for when they both were fucking around not doing much on Earth. I find it funny that they just go through the event in their heads to get to this point as they’re utterly mortified and just think one thing if heaven or their dad were to find out about this, “We’re cooked…. 😰”
AHHHHHH ONG THIS WAS SO JUICY TYYYY @bju3c0re @maofsydbsk
GoodBoy!Polyester at least gets a couple minutes of afterglow before the other shoe drops—he’s even a little soft with you; kissing up your body while he whispers sweet nothings.. Licking up your sweat before he reels back and bites! into the relaxed muscle of your neck,, His mood flips dangerously, kneading your sides like an anxious animal and swearing through the chunk of you he’s trying to take home with him—his wings and weapons itch to release at the phantom threat, but they’d hurt you! And for nothing! You’re a squishy little human; it’s almost scary how pessimistic he gets when you leave to shower—you could leave him at any time if you were to die and go to hell because of him, because you dared to love outside of wedlock, and it’s terrifying.. He’ll hide it to keep you safe, just like his true nature, until he can convince dear ol’ dad he needs another set of wings! ʚ♡ɞ
“.. Aren’t you supposed to pee after? ‘Swear I’ve heard that,, You ever thought of getting married? To me? Fuckkkkkuh, can I get pregnant???”
GoodBoy!Polyurethane goes from nutting to instantaneous shame like a balloon popping in church—his orgasm’s not even ruined, either; he’s still vibrating and so, so warm, but a tear comes to his eye when you reach up his chest to cop a feel—is it this body he’s constructed that you like, or his mind? Will you stop loving him once you learn the truth; that he was never yours because he’s owned by a higher power, that he’s damning you? He can’t help but feel conflicted about his tears; he’s literally never felt better, but if he’s caught sinning, what will he have to go home to? What would father think of him enjoying himself rather than furthering the mission?.. Maybe it’s some earthly rite to get a little rebellious once in awhile, and if you’ve “corrupted” him, then hell’s way worth staying by your side ʚ♡ɞ
“.. I wasn’t crying. It certainly was NOT because I felt good! I’m a grown man, I can cum without tears!—I’m your baby? Fat chance..”
Polyurethane the man that you are
FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FU-
I NEED HIM INSIDE OF ME NOOWWWWWW
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