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what if they’re all pink
"THE THOUGHT OF BEING AS MID AS THEM... ICK!!!" "ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! HARD PASS!!!"
yuh yuh yuh
So you know how in the episode that Polyester and Polyurethane are big rule followers of heaven’s laws and traditions? Imagine them having a post nut clarity moment once they realize they deliberately broke a rule for not sleeping with human’s, aka reader. The same rule they ridiculed Panty and Stocking for when they both were fucking around not doing much on Earth. I find it funny that they just go through the event in their heads to get to this point as they’re utterly mortified and just think one thing if heaven or their dad were to find out about this, “We’re cooked…. 😰”
AHHHHHH ONG THIS WAS SO JUICY TYYYY @bju3c0re @maofsydbsk
GoodBoy!Polyester at least gets a couple minutes of afterglow before the other shoe drops—he’s even a little soft with you; kissing up your body while he whispers sweet nothings.. Licking up your sweat before he reels back and bites! into the relaxed muscle of your neck,, His mood flips dangerously, kneading your sides like an anxious animal and swearing through the chunk of you he’s trying to take home with him—his wings and weapons itch to release at the phantom threat, but they’d hurt you! And for nothing! You’re a squishy little human; it’s almost scary how pessimistic he gets when you leave to shower—you could leave him at any time if you were to die and go to hell because of him, because you dared to love outside of wedlock, and it’s terrifying.. He’ll hide it to keep you safe, just like his true nature, until he can convince dear ol’ dad he needs another set of wings! ʚ♡ɞ
“.. Aren’t you supposed to pee after? ‘Swear I’ve heard that,, You ever thought of getting married? To me? Fuckkkkkuh, can I get pregnant???”
GoodBoy!Polyurethane goes from nutting to instantaneous shame like a balloon popping in church—his orgasm’s not even ruined, either; he’s still vibrating and so, so warm, but a tear comes to his eye when you reach up his chest to cop a feel—is it this body he’s constructed that you like, or his mind? Will you stop loving him once you learn the truth; that he was never yours because he’s owned by a higher power, that he’s damning you? He can’t help but feel conflicted about his tears; he’s literally never felt better, but if he’s caught sinning, what will he have to go home to? What would father think of him enjoying himself rather than furthering the mission?.. Maybe it’s some earthly rite to get a little rebellious once in awhile, and if you’ve “corrupted” him, then hell’s way worth staying by your side ʚ♡ɞ
“.. I wasn’t crying. It certainly was NOT because I felt good! I’m a grown man, I can cum without tears!—I’m your baby? Fat chance..”
Polyurethane the man that you are
HI PLEASE HEAR ME OUT
nun reader who is also the Polytwinks' boss, pretty much how Garterbelt is responsible for the Anarchy sisters... 👉👈 (can be NSFW or not, ur choice pookie)
imagine the twins doing everything to get a praise or some "treat" from you for completing their job, asking for cuddles and just being two jealous and needy cry babies who want attention from their boss :((
Polyester x Fem! Reader x Polyurethane
Nun! Reader, Clingy Poly brothers
Ever since the angel brothers descended to earth, heaven assigned you as their overseer for the time being before they ascended back to heaven. You thought nothing of them when you first met, and neither did they.
But as time goes on, your relationship has improved quite a bit in your opinion, but it seems like they have gotten needy.
Polyester and Polyurethane have once again succeeded in the mission you assigned, as well as whining at your feet begging for some kind of attention from their mentor.
"We've done a good job right~?"
"C'mon, reward us!!"
From the brothers perspective, they saw you as a woman who is difficult to please. You never acknowledge their good doings that much, only praise them with short words such as 'good job', 'great work'. At rare times, you even treat them to a meal. But it was never enough as their attraction for you grows and their crave of any kind of affection does so as well.
They were begging at your feet and clinging onto the hem of your skirt as they whine. You're completely unfazed at this point, already grown used by their antics. At times like this, you can only sigh as you reach down and start petting their heads. From this view, it looks like two pets receiving affection from their owner.
From how prideful they are, you're surprised by this action that the brothers are displaying. Who knew such egotistical brothers would throw away their pride just to receive some reward from you? They might probably not care at all what people think, including Panty and Stocking, if they saw them acting this way.
However, this doesn't seem to satisfy their touch-starved mishap.
. . .
You have finally heeded their demands and have found yourself being squished between the angels. The three of you moved to your bedroom, doing absolutely nothing and only cuddling with each other.
In all honesty, you were expecting more than just a cuddle. So you were a tad bit disappointed. And it also seems like the brothers have a sense of what you are thinking, or was it written all over your face?
"Expecting more~?" Polyurethane teases, whispering seductively against your ears.
You don't know what his talking about.
"You can't fool us, love. Just look at your expression." Polyester giggles, kissing your neck.
You can feel their hands roaming around your body making you squirm under their touch. From the looks on their faces, you can guess what they're about to do.
"Can we?"
...you let them do what they want.
ACK I've been posting less frequently and I'm very sorry!! Especially to those who requested! I gotta admit, I hadn't started on some of them yet. And about this request... UGHHHHH ITS SO GOOOOOODDD I hope this is up to your expectations!
The sillies mentioned in the new ep‼️‼️
And we all cheered ✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧
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