#poop warning

[silentstaresfanficandfanart]

Im not sure what has stricken me more the fact that this is a thing someone decided to write about (its entirely possible this is one of those ones that were added to yokai guides back in the day to pad out the numbers and make the books more interesting, i think i recall that being a thing) or the fact that there are *more than one variants of this creature* I get the impression theres a lesson here somewhere, something about respectfully not letting fruit rot on the tree but the message gets a litlte lost in the whole

scatalogical fruit yokai story

[eliavah]

this is the funniest thing i heard all week agajskdrlrlt someone send me the “unfollow me now bc this is the only thing ill be talking about all week” meme @3oz

[tysonrunningfox]

I'd almost forgotten the thrill of a good old fashioned puppy shit-splosion, but really, it's something you can't ever escape

[yume-danshi]

TW for talk about fecal matter in tags

[hogboglin]

jones has been occasionally pooping on the floor while staring me directly in the eye for a week or two now and i tried everything to get her to quit but it turns out she just doesnt like having the light on in the room with her litterbox. cats

[fortheloveofchuck]

I'm gross. I feel gross. My ass hurts. Idk what I ate but it's mad at me. My whole body is mad at me. Why does my shit smell like my dog's shit that one time she ripped open and ate my entire bag of beef jerky? I haven't had beef jerky in weeks. Tonight is not a good night.

[myliphisatypo]

If there's one thing I've learned about myself in the last hour or so it's that I could not work at a nursing home. I do perfectly fine with little people poops, big people poops on the other hand. 😖😷😱😵 I just can't. I have so much respect for those who do tho. You're good people.

[weezord-leezords]

@followthebluebell @lizardbeans This is my 2 year old bearded dragon's urate she just passed in the bath. She hasn't gone for about 3 days so I went with the tried and true warm water. She passed this and a pile of otherwise normal poop. I'm used to the urate being hard and discolored after being bound up, but this is the first time I've seen it bright yellow and...granulated? Have you ever seen this kind of thing before? Time to lay off the calcium? Time for vet?