#poophappens

[sobersavage-blog]

Well that happened... Lol such is the mom life. Got started waaaay earlier than normal but still babies both woke up and had to be gotten up and changed b4 I could get back to it. But that's week 3!!! Im looking forward to fitness for recovery tomorrow and my walk run on Sunday. Then, week 4!!! #thatmomlife #poophappens #babygirls #nomoremombod #almostcomplete #areyouasexcitedasiam https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz0hkehnVqq5cbX3NBc9eLm1_rqLT3G_ODzLls0/?igshid=1gnfkbtpodx2j

[kintranvalgrige]

A Two Day Long Project, just for my cats to crap in... The Princess approves, apparently. #catsofinstagram #poophappens https://www.instagram.com/p/CUEMeiEsZZM/?utm_medium=tumblr

[daartistznt]

Whoa #poophappens #everybodypoops 💩 But let’s take a moment to laugh and have fun! 😂 Our sewing 🧵 kits are ready to ship! Check out some of these designs! More available when you register with #zntartsonline . . #hellotuesday Join #zntarts next weekend for this fun interactive online sewing workshop. Where we will create our own mini emoji pillows. The session is 1hr, materials are provided. You will only need to have a few materials at home. Ages 6+ with some adult supervision, where needed. You know your kiddos best! 😊 6 Emoji choices. . . . I am offering 2 sessions . . Friday June 26, 2020 6p EST or 5p CST 4p MST or 3p PST . . Sunday June 28, 2020 11a EST or 10a CST 9a MST or 8a PST Registration must be received by this Friday June 19. In order to receive your sewing kits in time for the workshop via mail. You can register by emailing: [email protected] or PM directly! I can’t wait to see everyone next weekend! #kidsartclasses #onlineartclass #onlinesewingclasses #kidsart #summerart #kidssummeractivities #artseducation #artseducator #artseducationmatters #supportlocalartists #supportsmallbusiness #supportthearts #childrensart #childrenssewingclasses #childrenssewingpatterns (at Boston, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/p/CBf1MYZHdBN/?igshid=1wverp8hntjds

[tothennthpower]

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#STARDATE 2018.03: Ventured out to the planet's surface to check with the primary medic that was my charge. All vital signs are normal. Traveled through a nearly abandoned station for transportation, and was aghast to descry the waste from a human digestive system, just mere kilometers from the moving stairway to passage out. ...At least the current wilds, a former megalopolis, is doing it's part to keep things in balance. 💩😷🤢🤮🙄😒 #poophappens #hygiene #washyourhands #washyourass #sanitize #itsfunnycauseitstrue #truthstrangerthanfiction #disgusting #stayinside #thisishowitstarts #planetoftheapes #darwinawards #pandemic (at New York, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/B95aF7WpP55/?igshid=11pd1z5ry3ywx

[thelotusstream]

When a Monday goes how you thought it would

Let’s talk about last Monday. 

Day after daylight savings. Week of the full moon. Week of Friday the 13th. Corona virus is spreading around the globe while lice, influenza A and Step are all flying through my room like bats out of hell. It’s 11am and we are already circling the drain. The melt downs are real, the paperwork is piling up and then it happens. 

I have a kid who always wears the legs of his pants tucked into his socks. This is special ed, so we don’t question it. You do you buddy. He didn’t look good and I had sent him down to the nurse twice because he’s complaining of stomach issues, but they said he had no fever and sent him back. About 11:15am he stands up and asks to go to the bathroom very urgently. I say yes! Run! He starts and then he stops with a panicked look on his face. And then the smell. Oh the smell. He had diarrhea so bad it filled his pant legs. 

Now, fortunately he tucks his pants into his socks so it’s not dripping on the floor but he can’t walk and he’s almost 10 so I can’t carry him. I pull out my emergency tarp (you know, the small ones they give you thinking in the event of a natural disaster it’ll be big enough to shield you and 40 kids from the elements) and have him stand on it. One of my paras holds his hands while I pull the tarp and we drag him down to the nurses office. In that moment I was glad I wasn’t a school nurse. 

[bahhumpug]

Someone had a "senior moment" & needed a bum wash. It's okay, Sunny. You do you & I'll be here for you. #sunsbuns #poophappens #seniorpugsrule https://www.instagram.com/p/B0dteNaFc40/?igshid=bn75seea3aha

[smshawart]

On a role of Dumb Things Done Lately: In making Chocolate Milk with Ovaltine, I started to pour milk into the Ovaltine container instead of my glass. Now I am sifting out the clotted parts. #FunnyAccidents #PoopHappens https://www.instagram.com/p/BxSoaQZFXDT/?igshid=126njqkunv75e

[memyselfnmichelle]

No Shit Sherlock! 🍀💕 #pooptalk I had no idea for so long why this was so important. In fact, for years I thought it was silly. 🙃 You know I love all things that assist with health and wellness and having said that, eliminating properly is just as important as not taking any shit from anyone. 😂 Pooping has never been more comfortable or easier with a Squatty Potty. Here’s 5 reasons why you need one in your life! 💩 1. It relieves constipation. 2. It keeps your small intestine clean. 3. It gets rid of hemorrhoids. 4. It promotes good colon health and prevents colon disease. 5. It prevents urinary tract infections, urinary difficulties/other infections as well as pelvic floor issues. 💩 Squatting is better than sitting. The stool is designed to elevate your feet and open the colon for better elimination. The stool mimics a natural squat. Hence back in the day where they squatted to poop, potty and have a baby!!! 💩 Here's some brands of potty stools out there that are available to you right now! 💩 The Ecco Squatty Potty The Slim The Tao Bamboo Adjustable The Porta-Squatty **Amazon has the affiliate links to these potty stools. Let me know if you get one and send me a picture of you on it so I can relate with you on a much squattier level. 😂🤗 (I think that’s a word. Yeah it’s a word! Just go with it.) In relevance: Do no harm, but take no shit! Shit happens! Get shit done! Do not have a shitty day! . . . . . #poophappens #poopbetter #squattypotty #betterpoop #noshitsherlock #noshit #makeshithappen #getshitdoneday #donoharmtakenoshit #shithappens💩 #pelvicfloordysfunction #colondisease #urinarytractinfection #hemorrhoids #holistichealthcare #poophappens #holistichealingvibes #poopmatters #yourpoop #squattopoop #squatty #squattingnotsitting #squatnotsit #memyselfnmichelle (at Forney, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/BuL7rcQAY7n/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1j0qlxye6s8wt