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au where enid is completely oblivious to the fact wednesday likes her and wednesday is jealous of ajax so she keeps torturing and trying to kill him but he keeps somehow surviving and continuing on as normal albiet with a lot more bandages
the whole friend group knows but if anyone says anything wednesday tortures them too
would have to be set in season 1
Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Xavier: Shit.
Wednesday: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Enid: OH MY GOD AJAX FELL OFF!!!
Ajax: *sits down on his bed*
Xavier: "I'm sorry"
Ajax: "How do you even know it's true? Maybe you're wrong"
Xavier: "They're on a date right now"
Ajax: It's not a big deal. I've seen Xavier's stuff like, a million times. He’s my best friend since childhood.
Wednesday: How come I haven't seen it before?
Ajax: Why would you want to see it?
Wednesday: Suppose he gets into an accident? Suppose he's horribly disfigured and I have to identify him, and all that remains are his genitals? Should I stand there saying, "Sorry sir, I cannot help you. Because no, I haven't seen his penis." Next thing you know, he's buried in an unmarked grave.
Ajax:
Ajax: Again, why would you want to see it?
Enid: hey Wednesday have you seen Ajax?
Wednesday: *hands her a rusted weapon covered in gorgon blood* why do you ask?
Enid: uh... what is this...? where is Ajax?
Wednesday: oh Ajax? *takes back the weapon* I thought you said "aged axe"
Enid: Wednesday? What did you do to him?
Wednesday: *wiping the blood off the axe* Don't look so distressed Enid. Your boyfriend just got in the way of my axe throwing. Don't worry he's alive. I think.
a week after the events of this post
Kent: hey dude you gotta try this sandwich its so freakin good
Ajax: whats-
Kent: *shoves it in Ajax's mouth*
Ajax: mmm! *finishes chewing* as I was saying... whats in it?
Kent: uhh nutella and-
Ajax: dude...
Kent: and peanut butter
Ajax: DUDE-
Kent: WHAT??
Ajax: I- GO GET MY EPI PEN
Kent: oh uhh...
Kent: I accidentally threw it out
Ajax: YOU WHAT
Kent: I'm sorry I- uh- I thought it was an actual pen
Ajax: *struggling to breathe*
Kent: should I go get the nurse
Ajax: please...
Ajax: *knife to throat* Dude, wh-why are you doing this?!
Wednesday: *holding said knife* My pulse is leisurely. My head is steady. My flesh does not crawl.
Wednesday: *hisses* I am bereft of detestation.
Ajax: What?!
Wednesday: Simply put, Enid is not presently subjecting me to her galling affections.
Ajax: 😧
Ajax: Th-That’s not m-my fault!
Wednesday: *applies pressure* If you are not part of the solution, then you are part of the problem.
Ajax: B-But—
🎶 Loathing! Unadulterated loathing! 🎶
Within moments of the musical alert, Wednesday has her phone out and open to the new message.
Ajax: *nervously holds breath*
Wednesday: *reads*
Wednesday: It appears she was delayed by a classmate who wished to discuss their group project.
Ajax: D-Does that m-mean I uh— Can I…?
Wednesday: *lowers knife and steps back* You are free to go, Petropolus—
Ajax: *sags in relief* Oh thank—
Wednesday: —but do NOT repeat your transgression again. Next time, I won’t be so merciful.
Wednesday maintains grim eye contact with Ajax until she storms out of view, all while unknowingly humming the tune of ‘What Is This Feeling?’.
Ajax: 😨
Ajax: B-But I didn’t even DO anything! 😭
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