#poor benson

[bloodywhitetshirt]

randy definitely canonically stinks because he didn’t even bother to change his underwear before leaving for work

[wormswurld]

💋 ranson first kiss blurb:

benson & randy getting high atop the chrysler late at night pulled over in the tall grass.. benson telling randy to roll the blunt as he instructs how to do so.. the two of them shooting the shit about random topics, randy telling benson about the constellations that are visible, benson telling randy stories of him skipping classes in high school to go do the very thing they are doing right now

after awhile it gets quiet between them and they just sit in comfortable ‘silence’ as the cicadas buzz around them.. randy starts freaking the fuck out the more he thinks about his life and how he got to this point,, something along the lines of: “oh my god. oh my god. benson..benson i’m— i’m nothing. i’ve made nothing of myself i-i’ll never be remembered for-for anything…oh—oh no…”

cue benson leaning into randy’s ear and whispering: “y’know what kid.. i think you will be remembered for somthin’..” and randy’s just staring at benson with his big glassy green eyes, fingers tearing away at the frays of his (bensons) jeans, waiting oh so patiently to hear what benson has to say,, “i think..” benson pauses, “-that you’ll be remembered for rolling the shittiest blunt known to mankind..”

now cut to benson cackling like a hyena, hitting his thigh, and slinging his arm around randy’s neck as he pulls him closer to himself.. randy now biting his lip and furrowing his eyebrows as he shoots darts at benson with his weepy-looking gaze.. “now, now don’t give me that look sugar..” benson chuckles, “i’m just fuckin’ with you..” he says defensively

but that’s good enough to randy because he uncomfortably removes himself from bensons grasp.. immediately missing the warmth he gave him.. facing away from benson randy mutters a small: “i’m-i’m being serious benson…” but benson just pulls him back, forcing randy to make eye contact with him as he cups the sides of his blushed cheeks with the palms of his hands

slowly surveying randy’s face benson leans in.. resting his forehead atop randy’s, breathing fanning across randy’s chapped lips,, “y’still feel like nothin’?” he questions, voice lowering as he tries his best to speak softly to the shaking boy in his grasp “i’m not.. i don’t— i don’t know?” randy answers apprehensively, scanning bensons face for any possible reason for why he is doing this to him.. “let’s try that again, okay sweetheart?” benson inquires, brushing his thumb against the apples of randy’s cheek before he kisses randy slowly.. something soft and sweet (or his version of that at least)

before randy could push himself further into benson’s kiss he’s cut off.. breath caught in his throat as he looks at benson as if he’s something divine (because he very much is in randy’s eyes).. “now imma ask you again, y’still feel like nothin’ bradley?” benson smirks as he sees randy’s pupils grow in size at the nickname,, tilting his head further into benson’s hands randy closes his eyes, enjoying the warmth and security being offered to him before answering

“no. no benson” randy whispers, voice hushed yet still full of conviction.. a promise of sorts

[omowitty]

i need fo send u more asks bc i miss ur delicious frraky mind when ur asleep.

anyway p-ocd benson who's genuinely improving on growing past his intrusive thoughts. distances himself from children in public just to be safe and does exposure therapy. then some fuckass babyface looking twink bradley starts his first shift at bbb and benson's like..... fawk. immediately calls up his therapist and is like "this is done. bye." his new goal is to make randy's life a living hell (and his own along with it)

benson who spent his adolescents and adult years petrified of becoming a pedophile. he takes the long way to work to avoid the school near by. he prefers to work in the kitchen, so he doesn't interact with any kids. because what if it is true, and everyone find out. but things are getting better, his intrusive thoughts happen less often are not as disruptive, until this teenager shows up and starts working.

all his work goes down the toilet. bradley's easy to ignore, but he actually does his job, and he's awfully nice. it makes benson want to pull his hair out. he's not a pedophile, but bradley can't be older than 18, so he must be.

it's a relief to find out bradley-well randy is actually 21, so it should be fine right? but benson's mind isn't fine with that, because when he was twenty randy would probably be nine or ten, so that means he attracted to a nine year old.

it gets even worse when randy confesses he's into age play

[phatcatphergus]

Admin benson killing npc benson by shooting him point blank it’s crazy

[soundmind586-blog]

Those who fight monsters. Better make Damn sure they don't become one.

[lavendernouns]

This was a really good episode

[shyzhane]

Regular Show - Bank Shot / Tiro con salto

Hehehe, I gotta admit, I really love when The latino version of an episode stays loyal to it's original counterpart.

Things I noticed though

* Latino Don still has his original Latino voice actor OwO  that is awesome xD

* Latino Don and Latino Rigby seem to be closer than in the Original version, cool, I guess.

* Just like in the original one, Rigby's the one who's all like, my hat! I almost died for that hat, and not giving a crap about what Mordecai did to get him that hat, lol.

* Just like in the original one, at the end Rigby's just like my favorite letter of the alphabet M, N OOOOOOH!!, in the Latino version is the same xD

".....como la major letra del alfabeto, M, N, Ñ, OOOOOHHHH!!!" Joined of course by Muscle Man, Skips, HFG, Mordecai, Don, and the rest, lol.

ALSO BENSON, YOU GOTTA LOVE BENSON AND HIS BAD LUCK WITH BALLS, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.