Declan: So how are preperations for the war going?
Ronan: there's a rumour there's a spy
Declan: oh no
Ronan: and it's got the aphrodite cabin talking about Adam being seduced by Gansey which DID NOT HAPPEN
Declan: Okay but how is that relevent --
Ronan: okay yeah he probably had a crush on him
Declan: Ronan, there's a war--
Ronan: and it's not like I blame him for that I mean I'm not blind I've seen how ruggedly handsome Gansey is with his tousled hair and hazel eyes and beautiful collarbone and calves and you should see him wear a t shirt --
Declan: Ronan. WAR
Ronan: but there's no way Adam is sleeping with -- I mean spying for -- him
Declan, alarmed: first, tmi. second, your best friend might be the spy?
Ronan: no he is not! he kissed me before I got blown up last year so clearly he can't be.
Declan:
Ronan: And I trust him aside from that, that's not the main evidence. The point is Gansey doesn't deserve Adam's faith in him I really hope Adam realizes that soon before he gets hurt -- not that he's with him he's not, but like in battle. There's a war going on you know.
Declan: *face palms*
declan absolutely only finds out about what is going on through calls with ronan, and every time? every time he hears everything but actually useful stuff.
*first book plot*
declan: so, uh, i was almost dead. had been a while since we talked. how was your adaptation in summer camp?
ronan: so, i met this boy... [long ass ramble]
declan: that sounds... sweet? what about guest?
ronan: oh, lol. almost got killed by, like, zeus, hades, ares... uhhh.... oh my new friend betrayed me and poisoned me...
declan: WHAT
*second book*
declan: how was your summer? please, tell me you are okay
ronan: ADAM'S FIRST GF CAME BACK TO LIFE AFTER BEING A FUCKASS TREE. I AM KILLING MYSELF.
declan: oh.
ronan: also lol gansey almost killed me again... I was a guinea pig for a while..... ehhhh....
declan: YOU WHAT.
*third book*
ronan: this all so terrible. like. i was without adam all this time. he was kidnapped. also gansey tricked him. he suffered so much.
declan: ...is there any reason why your hair strand is white now.
ronan: oh. lol yeah. eh. you know dude named atlas?
declan: joseph and mary, ronan.
*fourth book*
ronan: adam kissed me.
declan, sipping on his tea: any other updates i should know about?
ronan: we were in the labyrinth. uhhh. oh. war starts.
declan: great.
*fifth book*
declan:
ronan:
ronan: adam and i are dating.
declan: ...i am going to kill you. you promised TO GIVE ME A SIGN THAT YOU ARE ALIVE.
ronan: yeah, well, i died, actually? thought it wasn't an honest answer.
declan: i am killing myself. tbh.














