#poor denki

[misinterpretedmythology]

Kaminari: Come on, am I talking to myself here!? I say, "Yo, Kacchan!", you say GRRRR! I say, "We should be friends!", you say GGGRRRR! I don't call that healthy communication Bakugo: *growls* Kaminari, pouting: See! That's your answer to everything!

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Kiri: (looking at pics)

Baku: who are those women?

Kiri: babe chill, that's my moms.

Baku: oh Yeah?

Kiri: yeah that's my mom and that's my mama!

Denki: dude! You're mama's hot!

Kiri: that's cuz she's Italian, everyone finds her attractive.

Baku: what about your mom?

Kiri: she's Japanese!

Baku: you speak Japanese and english

Kiri: yeah we all do!

Denki: wait does your hot mom speak Italian?

Kiri: Yeah, it's her first language. English is her second and she learnt Japanese when she moved to chiba.

Baku: can you speak Italian?

Kiri: Sí, a little bit anyway- I'm not as good as my mama!

Baku: that's so hot..

Kiri: Yeah?

Baku: (slowly nodding) yeah.

[kami-and-the-lov]

Magne: Is it me, or did my sanity level just drop by a few bars?

Twice: Denki… remind me never to trust you with toasters.

Toga: Seriously. How do you go from trying to turn a toaster on to almost BURNING DOWN THE DORMS?

Kaminari: IT WASN’T WORKING, OKAY? I THOUGHT MY QUIRK WOULD HELP THE SITUATION!

Dabi: I have no words for this…

Shigaraki: I feel like I need to turn my memory banks into toast after what I just heard.

Mr. Compress (practicing with compressing their toaster just in case): I do not blame you for such a dramatic sentiment.

[thenihilistofthevoid]

Denki was stuck in a cone after he got himself burnt by Bakugo in training.

"Does it hurt terribly, Denki?" Saburo asked, contemplating revenge on Bakugo for going that far against his boyfriend.

[theamazement]

Class 1-A: How come Bakugou hasn’t killed you and Kirishima yet?

Denki: Cause we’re friends!

Bakugou: You aren’t my friend, Dunce face!!!!!!!!!

Denki: See? We’re the best of friends! Right, Kirishima?

Kirishima: Bro, I think you better start running.

Denki: Why?

Bakugou: DIIIEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[atomicpanz]

Deku: Kacchan is super nice! He's always looking out for me! Bakugou: WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING YOU SHITRAG! YOU NEARLY WALKED INTO ME! Deku: See? He was telling me to pay attention! Denki: (He's either in love or an idiot...)

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Poor Kami

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Denki: *walking into the room* woah who died haha

Baku: *glares*

Kiri: *is sad*

Denki: WAIT- WHO DIED???!!

Baku: my mom-

Denki: *drops to his knees* NOOOO MITSUKI! I NEVER GOT TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU!

Baku: -'s hamster. My mom's pet hamster died. Now what the fuck did you say about my mom?

Kiri: Katsuki not now, show respect

Baku: it's a hamster, Ei.

Kiri: Muffin was more than a hamster and you know it!