Dionysus: *drunkenly kicks open door at 3:32am with tears in his eyes* Do you know why I drink so much!?
Apollo: *startled awake* Bwah! Huh!?
Dionysus: *sobbing* Do. You. Know. Why. I. Drink. So. Much??
Apollo: What? No, I don't!
Dionysus: *suddenly calm* Oh, ok. *walks out of room*
Apollo: ... what?
*Door kicking sounds*
Dionysus' muffled voice through the wall: Do you know why I drink so much!?
Artemis' muffled voice through the wall: GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
Apollo: *rolls eyes and goes back to sleep*















