Scout: We’re here to stop the senseless slaughter of our region at international events!
Faker: 92.
Clearlove: This has gone on for too long, and now you’re going to pay!
Faker: 355.
iBoy: We are… We… What are you?
Faker: No. Go on. Continue. Don’t mind me.
iBoy: And… we are the ones who will stop you!
Faker: Oh, wow. 419.
Meiko: That’s it! What the hell are you doing?
Faker: Oh, sorry. It’s a little hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches so wearily often. So I started keeping a mental list of how often I hear certain lines.
Scout: You… You insane bastard!
Faker: 190.
Mouse: Yeah? Well, uh… we’re going to… FUCK YOUR FACE!
Faker: Oh, oh, my! 12.










