#poor flash

[sedlex]

[transversal-callum]

Libra Orion: Come on! You’re not our babysitter!

Green: Stop bugging us!

Flash: No I’m not. Babysitters are paid for the shit they have to go through.

[citrusbasket]

Is there a name for wanting to punch something really hard but also like curl up in a ball and cry because that’s what I’m feeling right now after seeing Spider-Man FFH.

BTW don’t look at the tags unless you’ve seen the movie. You have been warned!

[gayniska]

“To human eyes, we are all guilty. We are all killers. That is how they will see us now. So we must be beyond reproach. We must stay open. Show them mercy when they extend none, forgiveness when they deserve none. 

Some will reach back. Not many. But those who take our hand will not let go. Believe me.”

[lacasalobo]

oh hell naw someone threatened the pet white boy

[theultimatespidey-petey]

Symbiote Saga Part 1 Review

SPOILERS! SPOILERS! BACK AWAY FANS THAT DON’T WANT TO BE SPOILED! 

So I just watched Symbiote Saga Part 1, and I must say...I LOVE CARNAGE! I just found i so funny how Carnage is over there laughing crazily over nothing, and Spidey is there just like: Okay dude, why are laughing so much! There is nothing funny associated with our situation. 

And dude, Carnage just popped up and took control over everything. Poor Spidey and Flash, they thought they were done with the hard stuff. Then Carnage come up behind them and be like: Nuh-uh, where do you think your going? Get your butts back here, we’re not done yet. 

Then when Spidey and Carnage were fighting, both were just going all at it, fighting, punching, throwing each other around, hitting into walls and buildings - then you have Flash up there, watching and trying to restart is symbiote: “Come Venom, you baby, get working! Spidey needs us! Come on! (starts working)  Yeah! (stops working) OH come on!!! 

Heeheehee, poor Flash ^.^ 

Then with the sound/vibrating weapon thing Spidey made (SCIENCE), and them blowing Carnage up, only to have Carnage rain on every ones parade (hahahah, see what I did there) and turn them all into Carnages - well...Spidey is probable feeling really horrible for doing that #SpiderGuilt

Though I do have one major questions about the episode: *leans foreward and clears throat* Why does Doctor Octopus have hair again? 

I understand his Hydra suit going away, due to his microbot malfunctioning, but he was definitely bald when the episode started. And his hair grows back like 5 seconds later after the hydra suit is gone, seriously WTF?  Is no one going to questions this? Spidey? Agent Venom? Random unconscious Hydra guard? No? No one? 

Well, alright then. 

Ock is probable not going to remember Spidey’s secret I.D anymore (just another Goblin-turned-Norman thing again accompanied with slight amnesia) 

And Michael Morbius is a bat thingy-ma-jiggy! YAY! I was excited I’ve watched Spider-Man the Animated Series, and Michael Morbius was a plasma-draining vampire bat-ike creature. I’m excited for what he does later on in the series. I thought it was funny how Ock was like: Hahahaha! Now your one of my failed experiements! 

And Morbius is just like: Well, jokes on you *tosses Carnage on Ock*, now your one mine. Hahahaha! 

Another thing, we all know Carnage has been here before (back in Season 2 when Peter was experimented on by Goblin) but Peter acted like he had no idea what or who Carnage as. You would think he’d remember being over taken by a crazy red and black (not Deadpool, sorry)  symbiote that acted like it was hyped on a ton of Red Bull energy drinks. 

I’m just hoping that Peter is acting like he doesn’t know who Carnage is, while inside he seriously freaking out. Cause like, when you think about it, Peter tries really hard not to get possessed by symbiotes or turned into lizards and goblins. He’s been possessed by a symbiote around only two times (1- the first time venom showed up in season 1 and 2- when he was momentarily turned into Carnage back in Season 2) and Peter was able to fight Venom for control the first time he was taken over. But he had absolutely no control when Carnage took over. It’d make sense for Spidey to be freaking out about it. 

And I also want to see the rest of his team mates reactions when they find out that this isn’t the first time Carnage has appeared, not to mention the fact that Spider-Man/Peter WAS Carnage the first time this crazy symbiote appeared on screen. I NEED TO SEE THIS! Disney/Marvel do NOT cheat me out of a cute fluffy or intense Spidey/team reveal-secret moment! Do not make me write this as a one-shot for my fangirl mind to make up! I will not be happy! 

I predict that Spidey is going to defeat Carnage using the Anti-Venom symbiote (which they should still have), besides, it was foreshadowed in this episode; when Peter was talking to MJ about Harry. Which, by the way, I loved seeing MJ again. Did anyone else notice how much these characters have grown. like physically. Go look up a picture of Peter back in season 1 (him with his baby face ^.^) then a picture of Peter in Season 4, do you see how much he’s grown. Peter actually doesn’t look that bad for a cartoon. <3 

Anywho, there’s my review on the new episode. Tell me your thoughts my fans! I love picking your brain! :) <3 

[bumpkis-gurdilocks]

Baby Zoom stole Baby Flash’ speedforce and now he’s crying.

[symbiotesoldier]