Oct 29, 2021
Happy Birthday, may 'Dylan' rail you so hard you both limp for a week!
'Dylan'... (WHEEZE)OMG
Thank you for the well-wishes and the laugh, anon! 'Dylan' has a lot of work to do today 😈
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Happy Birthday, may 'Dylan' rail you so hard you both limp for a week!
'Dylan'... (WHEEZE)OMG
Thank you for the well-wishes and the laugh, anon! 'Dylan' has a lot of work to do today 😈
Poor Hubs
I asked Hubs to please edit my essay, but this happened:
Me: "So, are you almost to done?"
Hubs: "No, I'm still in the first paragraph. I'm trying to adjust one sentence, but it's long and hard..."
Me: interrupting
Hubs: trying to have an important meeting
Birb: the fuck you mean you're not paying attention to me?!
To the lovely customer who called my Hubs Samuel L. Jackson's favorite word, fifteen minutes into his shift:
Pretty sure I went through 17 different emotions today
My poor husband. He's not going to get to play the new Halo.